Baaandwagon

[stolemypi]

Because I've been failing at playing recently.

It goes LIKE SO. You comment here and ASK A QUESTION it can be anything CFUD related, OOC, IC, Relationship, psychology, thoughts, whatever. I.E. My character's opinion of your character or maybe what you have been wondering about this behavior or that, or general thoughts on my characters or canons

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[perennially]

IF I MOLEST YOUR REPLICA WILL THIS MEAN YOU WON'T HANG OUT WITH ME, ASCH?

[stolemypi]

... WOULD IT BE MUTUAL MOLESTING?

[perennially]

Well, it's not rape. Probably.

[stolemypi]

If it's an experience with Luke that does not end in someone being angry, then yes, I'm obligated to stop having tea with you.

Also don't tell me your sexual plans for the replica.

[climaxinside]

I want to see your idea of the WORST CASE SCENARIO re: Base giving the +Anima The Talk.

[stolemypi]

... I imagine that somewhere along the line things will get very confusing and the +Anima will associate sex with going to war, Nana dying once a month from uncontrollable bleeding, and Cooro will never eat bananas again because now he knows where they really come from.

In short, abstinence for life.

[climaxinside]

......I could somehow make it worse.

[stolemypi]

Well. Husky would probably develop a phobia of women too.

[stolemypi]

... Well.

Urataros would be the only one who had ANY IDEA of what The Talk should even consist of. Well Kintaros too but he's passed out for most of this. Before Urataros can start though, Momotaros assumes it's how to make an opening speech before a fight and encourages Ryuuta to do a lot of climaxing and that it's good when the other person cries. This wakes up Kintaros, who after figuring out the topic of conversation tells Ryuuta everything he needs to know about sex and babies in two sentences while Urataros looks indignant because he never got to use his well thought out metaphors.

Five seconds later they're all trying to keep Ryuutaros from hunting down Yuuto and shooting off his penis.

[stolemypi]

y

orite question

What are Shuichi's thoughts on Tatsuha and Hiroshi's... thing?

[fullmetalbean]

SO IF LUKE JUST MOLESTS YOU IN BED ONE NIGHT DO WE GET TO FINISH BEFORE YOU TRY TO KILL ME

[stolemypi]

ASSUMING ASCH IS ASLEEP, Luke could get away with the whole thing. Despite his protests, Asch sleeps better when Luke's nearby so he would sleep through the whole thing then wake up right after the end and. Try to kill Luke.

ASSUMING ASCH IS AWAKE, there would be a lot of pushing and physical fighting and "WHAT THE HELL REPLICA". IF THEY EVER GET PAST THAT Asch would still be pushing and hair pulling and making angry noises and denying he is enjoying any part of this. ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END if they can get there before Asch finds his sword. Orgasm or not, Asch would kick Luke out of the cabin eventually. Then try to kill him on sight for the next few weeks.

[stolemypi]

I can not get the hang of this ask a question back thing.

... Did I ever ask you for Luke's thoughts on Asch's "going to another world" plan?

[oh_im_god]

I like this sex theme going on here.

Guy tops Asch in bed, reactions?

[stolemypi]

... lolol uh

Asch at the moment does not like Guy. He is fond of Guy in that whole "past that I deny all the time" way, but Guy picked Luke and Asch gets it. THAT BEING SAD Guy would thus get Asch's default response to sex of "GET OFF ME" and lots of biting and kicking and glaring/glowering. Even if he started enjoying it a little, he would make it a point of verbally announcing his displeasure of the whole thing. And also yell a lot.

MORE SEX QUESTIONS Guy is presented with the option of a threesome with Luke and Asch. A willing threesome, which probably means Asch is drunk. Discuss.

[serving_pi]

Um. Hell yes redhead sandwich! \o/

B-but yeah, if it's WILLING LUKE. Then that sort of. Seals the deal in that Guy will go ahead with it and do whatever. Cuz he's a sucker like that. He would probably be a little NERVOUS at first, see response to Boxy re: GUY IS STILL A VIRGIN, but hey, it's just buttsex, nothing they can't figure out o/ Also Guy's logic would probably dictate "hey, this is something that might loosen Asch up a bit. I guess it couldn't hurt!" And. So. He'll go for it. Really, it'd be one of those situations where Luke would top him and he'd be all "Okay, let's do it."

CONTINUING LOGICALLY FROM THE DISCUSSION OF SEX. ASCH AS THE FATHER OF NATALIA'S CHILD. DISCUSS.

[stolemypi]

... s-sob uh THAT'S. ONE OF THE FEW WAYS ASCH WOULD TAKE HIS PLACE AS KING because he would ask Natalia to marry her and raise the kid to be a proper ruler while not letting his own teaching habits slip into that kind of aloofish that his own dad kind of employed with him. :( IN SHORT, ASCH WOULD BE A GREAT KING AND A GOOD FATHER b-but an awkward husband because he was stupid and married Natalia because of the kid and not because he loves her HE DOES LOVE HER it just wasn't. The main reason he married her and he'll keep feeling horrible about that and that's what'll make him into a retarded husband.

Guy's first time with three different party members. You can pick which o/