[So it's the afternoon, and Marceline's asleep in her bed. But the feed flicks on anyway. There's a view of three eggs, wrapped in a blanket, only these eggs have hatched. Broken shell pieces scattered all over, but the inhabitants are no where to be seen
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seriously though these fucking things need password protection
sick of these nosy motherfuckers getting all up in here like daddys hiding a porn stash from them or something
gotta get their daily dose of asian girls and double ds
wonder if you could rig up a password system somehow actually
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i like this text it's a nice delicious red
i'm also pretty sure i didn't understand anything you just said other than getting the gear password protected
which doesn't sound like a bad idea
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delicious red???
please tell me youre not licking your gear right now i really cant take any more of that brand of bugfuck crazy
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probably wouldn't taste like much here anyway
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this is some fantastic dramatic irony for those reading along at home
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i didn't mean anything by it
but yes, i guess you could put it that way. i had some red-tasting powers where i'm from
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i am the eerie fucking calm before the massive blood-and-thunder storm of why the fuck has this happened to me twice now and what am i a freak magnet
also
what the kickflipping crucifixion do you even accomplish with red-tasting powers
what the fuck good are they???
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so have you met vampires before then?
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of course dude
why wouldnt i meet a vampire
you do realize that bloodsucking doesnt count as red-tasting powers right
i mean
those are not two things that are the same
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so yeah, i think they pretty much coincide
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anyone can suck blood from an open wound
as completely fucking weird as that is
i could slide across the room right now jab my buddy john in the neck and go to fucking town on that shit
still wouldnt be able to taste the color red
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but you'd just be human of course you wouldn't taste it
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i guess as long as theyre not fucking sparkling its cool
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we actually eat shades of red in my world
we don't sparkle though, i can guarantee that
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like the color
not like shit thats red
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i mean, obviously it has to be red for me to eat the color
but yeah like the color
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