RP: Hen Night!

Jun 03, 2007 01:47

Date: June 2, 2005
Characters: Gilderoy Lockhart, Rita Skeeter, Madam Rosmerta, Daphne Greengrass, Hermione Granger, Romilda Vane, Su Li, Andromeda Tonks, anyone else who comes.
Location: Five Alarm
Status: Semi-private (any gal who was invited/can think of a reason to come is welcome)
Summary: The ladies of Stoatshead send Gilderoy off to married life in a rather unladylike manner.
Completion: Incomplete



When Rita arrived at the Five Alarm at 7:45, it was to most of the dinner customers already gone for the night. Once she started decorating, those few remaining (especially those with children) left quickly.

The first thing she did was decorate with balloons. They were proper wizarding ones, ordered from the continent but thankfully available in English. They were bright purple and printed with a moving series of images - "Hen Night! - Girl's Night! - No Cocks Allowed!". The latter was accompanied by a picture of a rooster flapping its wings. Rita smiled and attached them to various places around the pub.

On Friday afternoon, she'd visited a rather bemused Caradoc with a specialist charms request. She used the information now to set a glittering shower of multi-coloured penis confetti continually falling from the ceiling. It fell just low enough to land on the occasional head, then disappeared.

All the straws in the pub were replaced with the miniature phallus kind, and Rita arranged a number of bad-taste accessories on the tables for people to wear. Over her own outfit, she wore a sash that proclaimed her "Nearly A Virgin". For Gilderoy, she had one that said "Bride To Be", along with a particularly garish headband with two bobbling, glittery purple penii on top.

Well, then. Now all that remained was to wait for the rest of the 'hens' to arrive.

romilda vane, fleur delacour, place: five alarm, septima vector, andromeda tonks, daphne greengrass, madam rosmerta, su li, gilderoy lockhart, rita skeeter, june 2005, hermione granger

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