Skinny Dipping... An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built ( Read more... )

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Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated ( Read more... )

Gave my journal a new look.. again X=-

I have a week off from classes.. mid-winter break!!! Im going to get that xml down to a T (I hope) this week -=D

Cute Flash Dirty Baby Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman. Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the ( Read more... )

Hubby MummyKASHIBA, Japan - It's one thing to mourn the death of a loved one and hope that some miracle will bring them back to life, but it's another thing to keep that person rotting in your house. After a fire broke out at a home in Kashiba, Japan, firefighters found the badly decomposed body of a female tenant's husband ceremoniously laid out ( Read more... )

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon ( Read more... )

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help ( Read more... )

CHINESE PROVERBSVirginity like bubble, one prick, all gone ( Read more... )

To the tune of 'If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands'If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq ( Read more... )

Apparently, from a real letter to the UK Sun newspaper and pretty funny:Dear Deidre ( Read more... )