Title: Correspondence To A Fictional Entity
Author:
deird1Rating: PG
Word Count: 484
Prompt: 096 (December holidays)
Character: Dawn
Correspondence To A Fictional Entity
1991
to Santa
please bring me a doll with a green dress and some peanut butter
from Dawn
1992
To Santa,
Please bring me a book about airplanes, and some barbies.
Love from Dawn.
1993
Dear Santa,
This year I would like some stickers, some candy, and the blue dress I saw last week in the mall.
I have been very good this year just ask my mom.
Love from Dawn Summers.
1994
Dear Santa,
I have been very good all year. I have helped Mom with the washing up, and I have cleaned my room, and I have not stolen Buffy’s nail polish.
In return I would like some rollerskates, and some books, and another money box to replace the one I broke.
Love from Dawn Summers
PS - I would also like a pony.
1995
Dear Santa,
I think I have been good. I have been nice to Buffy, and I have done all my chores, and I have not told on Buffy for sneaking out of her window the other night.
Please bring me a stripey red sweater like Meagan’s, some Sweet Cindy accessories, and a chess set.
Love Dawn
PS - Could you bring Mom and Dad something nice this year, so they are happier?
1996
Santa -
This year I would like some new sneakers, a CD, and a year’s supply of Twinkies.
- Dawn
PS - Please note that I will be moving next year, so my presents will need to be delivered to a different address.
1997
Santa -
This year I’d like a crossbow.
I think I deserve one, because I haven’t said anything to Mom about what happened with Ford. Also, if Buffy has one, I should get one too.
- Dawn
1998
Santa -
If you felt like existing this year, I’d like some sparkly nail polish, a book, and pants just like Faith’s.
Plus, I’d like my own personal elf from the north pole, to do my bidding, do my chores, and feed me chocolate on a golden platter.
Or you could just keep on being fictional. Whatever.
- Dawn
Also, thanks for all the snow.
1999
Dear Santa,
This year I would like peace on earth, and goodwill to all men. Especially for my lovely teacher, Ms Conroy, who is always
Hey.
Hey.
This sucks.
I know! Isn’t it dumb!
“Write a letter to Santa, boys and girls.” I mean, please!
Yeah. Doesn’t Conroy get that we’re teenagers?
So lame.
Totally.
2000
Dear Santa,
My big sister Buffy has a crossbow, three swords, and a rocket launcher. She could totally kick your ass.
If you don’t bring me a midnight blue sweater and the new Backstreet Boys album, I’ll get Anya to tell Buffy how to find you. Then she’ll track you down.
Yours sincerely, Dawn Summers
PS - Any spare disembowelled children you’ve got lying around can be delivered to Mike Floyner on Stache Street.