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Jul 15, 2009 14:58

[A voice post following in the wake of this]

I, ah. Don't mean to bother anyone unduly, but there appears to be a body in the library? I'm not sure who it is. Does this happen often?

Oh. There's blood all over the Chemistry section. Doesn't anybody care about protecting fine literature? This is really quite unfortunate--

Er. Right. Priorities. Protocol. I'd be correct in thinking that a warden will be revived by the Admiral, or that a warden is informed of his inmate's, ah, passing? So I'll just need to...yes. Should anyone need me or...this unfortunate gentleman, we'll be in the infirmary. Nobody likes to be alone when they return from the dead. I wouldn't like to be, anyway.

Right.

[Anyone wishing to investigate the scene of the crime will find it not only immaculately clean and tidy, but smelling faintly of lavender. He's trying to be helpful okay :c ]
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