Danny Dump

[stickykeys633]

For all things Danny Noriega. Yeah, it's going to be that kind of year. Just wait till I get ACTUAL free time!

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[ex_interim3]

ok sure, but David Archuleta wins the cuteface award hands down.

[stickykeys633]

He's just toooooo smooshfaced for me. I mean, my goodness there's a limit, you know? Like, I can't even look at him for long amounts of time because then I want to give him butterfly kisses and not let anyone tell him that unicorns don't exist.

Because they do, in his eyes and his jacked up teeth.

Too much, I need a slight underdog.

[anonymous]

Sticky.
No.

-aj

[stickykeys633]

But... I love him!

[cattiva7784]

But only cause he likes peen:)

[stickykeys633]

I have a long post about that I'm working on. It's not just that he likes peen (which, eww, heh), but I think it's something intrinsic to the culture of boys who like peen that speak to me. Or something. But really, I try to not think of Danny in a homosexual way because I'm pretty sure that's illegal for 14 year olds.

Check out my latest post!

[kittylarock]

oh hai, it's ethnically ambiguous zac efron!! simon totally either wants a whitebread pop-rock white dude to win it or someone who fits into the HSM set. tweens (and apparently you) will go nuts for danny. there's really no guy i'm rooting for yet. i'm kinda curious what dreadhead guy will do, i get the sneaking suspicion he's blake lewis version 2.0 (90s alt-rock lite vibe sans the beatboxing). i'm so mad there are hardly any brothas! on the girls side i'm thinking i'm gonna be on team syesha and ramiel.

[stickykeys633]

Is Jason a brotha? He kind of looks it in the eyes, but I don't know whether to be mad at the dreads or not.

I definitely think they're pulling for a white boy this year so we'll see, but I loves me some Danny girl!

For the ladies I LOVE Asia'h, and Syeisha the most. And that transparent girl who cries all the time is sweet too.

I also like cutie pie David Jackedteeth, and The Mario Vazquez That Probably Won't Quit so it's shaping up to be a fun season.

ps. Jeffrey wanted your contact info for DJ-ing stuff. Holla at me when you get a chance.

[anonymous]

well according to the info gathered up on him.

Danny used to be an Asian woman until he got surgery and well became Danny, the oddly looking "white guy"*.

downsized url
http://tinyurl.com/25npzz

bigger url
http://www.votefortheworst.com/forum/topic4096-20.html?sid=e8fd2e7cf56178f7dcbdc0c9045b6546

*Does he even identify himself as white?

[anonymous]

oh yea and he used to do booty shaking videos on his youtube until he deleted it:

http://www.youtube.com/DannyNoriega

If you saw the comment where he said he missed being a girl and stripping at the club you should get it.

He's a pretty wild guy.

[stickykeys633]

I thought the "Miss being a girl" was like a joke. The stripping thing I totally thought meant gay. He's only 18, right? How many shenanigans... well, nevermind.

[stickykeys633]

I totally just friended him and wrote him messages. I've turned 14 again. Awse.