Comments | stickykeys633: "There's plenty of people who don't like me,

stickykeys633

"There's plenty of people who don't like me,

Jun 14, 2007 09:02

but there's ten times more who love me and I love myself (every nightPersonally I don't masturbate. And not for some freaky religious reason, or because I think sex is icky, but... and this is embarrassing for me so be kind- I'm too got dang old ( Read more... )

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thegirliscrazy June 14 2007, 18:44:46 UTC

Masturbating isn't giving up. Giving up is giving up. Consciously thinking, "Okay, well I've got my four fingers and a thumb, I guess I can call the manhunt off now" is giving up. But you can wank off on Wednesday and still go hunting for manmeat on Saturday. Just saying. You have to remind yourself that there's nothing like the real thing, but the substitute is still damn nice.

2. Help insomnia

Haven't actively considered the rest, but that one is definitely true.

happycapt June 14 2007, 20:20:12 UTC

I have to agree with everyone here. You are not right.

No one - and I mean NO ONE - is going to know your body better than you, and no one is going to care more. Forget that romantic shit, guys want to get off, and while they'll detour around, it's all about getting to the finish line. Now, I love my husband, but I had to show him how it worked for me. I only knew this by learning about myself.

Now, unless you are planning to do this in front of an audience, I don't get the pathetic part. You will be by yourself! No reason to be embarrassed.

Now, go give it a whirl. Jeez.

stickykeys633 June 14 2007, 23:04:45 UTC

I'm too much in my head! I think the day I masturbate pre-actual sex is the day I'll also get high and drunk.

That's going to be a hell of a night!

sweet_tiff4prez June 16 2007, 02:19:03 UTC

I agree.
Only you know what feels right.

Not to be TMI
but i was fingered once and it sucked ass. the guy didnt know what he was doing.
I was better getting myself off tbh.

stickykeys633 June 21 2007, 19:18:34 UTC

Men are totally clueless, in the next post I talk about The Boy who tried to jackhammer my coochie with his knuckles. Not fun times!

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shellabelle81 June 15 2007, 00:18:15 UTC

I'm a virgin (Jesus thang) so I felt that if I allowed myself to feel that level of sexual pleasure (don't get me wrong, I like to get a little steamy *ahem*) it was basically saying that I gave up on ever giving the ultimate 'O' to a husband of my choosing. Yes, I know it sounds silly, but that's where I am.

I completely understand this. It's a big reason why I don't masturbate either.

stickykeys633 June 21 2007, 19:24:16 UTC

You've got to read these comments girl, I'm almost swayed, except in order to actually go through with it I would need to have Nina in the room for moral support cheering me on or something.

Yeah, I know...

ext_43007 June 15 2007, 01:44:20 UTC

Can I be the smarmy shit who congratulates you on having a date and wishes you luck and doesn't even mention the masturbation stuff in order to worm my way further into your heart Sticks?

You know I'm just looking for the silver lining here.

stickykeys633 June 15 2007, 02:41:53 UTC

Yes, yes you can.

♥

charmingdriver June 15 2007, 01:55:48 UTC

O
M
G

First, have a great date.
Second, come home from the date and rub one out. You'll feel better, I'll feel better (and really, isn't that what this is really about?), world hunger will resolve itself and it will rain puppies.

For real though, I get what you're saying about thinking masturbation is a mile marker for having ''given up'' but in all reality, it will really just make marking the time until you find Mr Husband Freaky Man go by a lot faster.

Also, sticky meta, HEE!

stickykeys633 June 21 2007, 19:22:39 UTC

You know how my date went, I still should have followed your advice, ha!