Precisely How Brilliant is Jacob Clifton?

Dec 11, 2006 17:34

Now Sticky can tell you.... again.

The HolidayHave you ever known that a movie was going to suck, but still kind of wanted to see the damage first hand? Then you realized that in order for this to happen you would have to pay money, so not only would you be watching a sucky movie, but you would also be contributing to the box office gross? Don't ( Read more... )

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thageekblog December 12 2006, 00:05:25 UTC
I'm confused. Is this you, or something you found somewhere?

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stickykeys633 December 12 2006, 02:52:59 UTC
Jacob wrote all the poems in the link about The Holiday, I took the idea and clumsily applied it to Miami Vice the theatrical release.

THERE ARE LINKS SHRIKE!

/heh

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Awesome ronniebm December 12 2006, 06:33:48 UTC
That was fucking awesome!

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Re: Awesome stickykeys633 December 12 2006, 15:00:12 UTC
Yay! Thanks!

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My husband picked this dvd up for a buck, or else I would not have watched it: katiedidtoo December 12 2006, 15:21:42 UTC
A haiku,

Product placement is
Bewitched and befuddling with
Cart full of Cool Whip

My husband kept apologizing for it, saying, but it was only a dollar! And I was like, you wasted a dollar on this? I wish I had a screen grab of Nicole Kidman with her grocery cart filled with Cool Whip to demonstrate the full crassness of the movie.

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Re: My husband picked this dvd up for a buck, or else I would not have watched it: stickykeys633 December 12 2006, 15:38:47 UTC
Hee! Poetry in Motion pictures! Think of all the eyes we are saving!

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Re: My husband picked this dvd up for a buck, or else I would not have watched it: katiedidtoo December 12 2006, 18:50:07 UTC
Oh I wish. Most people just would know better than to watch all on their own. But my husband? Sadly, no.

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Re: My husband picked this dvd up for a buck, or else I would not have watched it: stickykeys633 December 12 2006, 19:40:04 UTC
I'm all about the power of a $1, he thought he was helping. It's the thought that counts Katie!

When things are a dollar we forget that there's probably a reason why.

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ihavemeaning December 13 2006, 01:20:48 UTC
Right now I hear the sound of water moving. Is the cat drinking out of a bowl? Is the bunny peeing on one fo the cats? I may never know for sure . . .

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stickykeys633 December 13 2006, 03:09:57 UTC
Is the bunny peeing on one fo the cats?

That's so hip hop yo!

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ihavemeaning December 13 2006, 03:52:00 UTC
Thanks I um think.

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mostlikely2 December 13 2006, 23:17:16 UTC

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