Dear Yahoo!

[stickykeys633]

I love you so much, you know that right? I know I flirt with google, and sometimes a little side fling with hotmail, but you know those mean nothing to me right? (Well google does, but I know you understand why, and why I need that to be separate from you.)

Anyhow, you know I love you, and I'll always stick by you, and be loyal, but this:

Comments

[leila82]

Who is that creepy guy? And why does Yahoo keep showing him to you??

[stickykeys633]

Girl, I don't know! All I know is that when I sing into my email? HE'S THERE!!! Sometimes there are other pics, but they're always so inappropriate. There will be a beach scene and it will say something about the holidays. It's just weird.

[thegirliscrazy]

All I know is that when I sing into my email? HE'S THERE!!!

Okay, you serenade the guy and then complain when it's successfu???

I know it's a typo, but I still found it funny. I am too easily amused.

[amani87]

Ooh, I've seen that guy. At first I thought he was Kid Rock, and then I thought he was Kevin Federline, but I don't know. I think he's sort of hot, in a really icky, gross, slimy Constantine sort of way.

Ew.

[i_dreamed_i_was]

I have hated this with Yahoo! for a while. There's another one with a Chinese lantern obscuring the face of a woman, so all you see is the lantern and her big boobs. You know the one. WTF?

Re: Ew.

[stickykeys633]

Yes! And then there's one with this girl drinking tea, and it says something about wondering where your old flame is? Just the juxtaposition is off putting. Weird Yahoo!

[croupier]

MF was in Twin Peaks. I'm in.

[stickykeys633]

Miguel is MIGUEL In-ness is perpetual.

[stickykeys633]

EXACTLY! Fascists.