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[stfu_l0zr]

Comments

[frecklebound]

Why don't you just wash your hands? What's the point in having a car if you don't want to go near it?

[frecklebound]

Must be pretty boring if you're still typing one handed.

[stfu_l0zr]

...I...

(ooc: Akutsu takes a moment to figure this out)

...You're right, I need to go get laid. Fuck this internet shit.

[frecklebound]

You weren't already fisting someone? Geez... compulsive liar now, are we? You didn't tell me where you were in the end.

My door is always open!

[stfu_l0zr]

...If I had my hand in someone's rear, I doubt I'd be on the computer...*facepalm*

No, not gonna try that again. You wind me up too much.

[frecklebound]

Dude, you said it, not me.

Oh, so you admit I turn you on?

[stfu_l0zr]

..........................Look, my dick isn't that small. Pretty sure you felt it, idiot.

[frecklebound]

I could be so-o-o mean right now!

[stfu_l0zr]

....................And here I thought you were trying to get laid, again.

[frecklebound]

Oh, I was! Not "actually, you have a small dick," mean 'cause it wasn't.

[stfu_l0zr]

Awright.

But if I leave without coming first, I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.

[frecklebound]

Oh, no, not my ass!

Um, dude, I'm not promising anything.

[stfu_l0zr]

...You sell yourself so well.

[frecklebound]

Why don't you hang around here on the 'net a while? I'll make it worth your while.

[stfu_l0zr]

You wanna webcam with me, or something?

[frecklebound]

Don't have one but next best thing ~