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Jun 17, 2009 00:55

Two weeks ago I worried about mambas and heatstroke. Now it's overcharging and too much cheese.


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anonymous June 17 2009, 03:35:39 UTC
I'll take a battle and two breasts on the side please? Nice! See you in 29 days!

EJ

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stevejosephson June 22 2009, 02:08:00 UTC
Just don't use the words 'sexy bar for crazy night' when we're in Vegas. My therapist says I'm making excellent progress.

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waynefromlorain June 17 2009, 06:09:56 UTC
Wow!! After looking at that menu I believe that you were safer in Africa. I could spend a week in the Louvre and still not make a dent in it.

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stevejosephson June 17 2009, 11:06:52 UTC
Nice, sure, but when I was in the Egyptian wing I read an inscription aloud to impress a girl, accidentally released a curse that killed 3 Belgians. Who said an education never hurt anyone.

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waynefromlorain June 18 2009, 20:47:14 UTC
I have been to Belgium and know one person from there pretty well. The loss was negligible at best. EJ

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greenlandgem June 20 2009, 04:29:51 UTC
I'm finding that the rest of the menu disturbs me more than the "sperme du serveur" - look at those shots: "Éjac!" WTF?!

At least it appears that you have savoured the full spectrum of culture in Paris. Nothing follows up some nude marble sculptures better than a gay bar.

...Come to think of it, maybe the spectrum of culture isn't that full in Paris. Nude marble sculptures are not that far removed from a gay bar.

Hmm.

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greenlandgem June 20 2009, 04:33:21 UTC
I'm sorry, on scrolling through again, this one caught my eye and I can't decide if it's the most marvellous pun I've ever seen or just poor franglais: "Big tentation". "BIG TENTATION". I love it.

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stevejosephson June 22 2009, 02:18:39 UTC
The 'Flaming Schtoumpf' caught (and curled) my eye but I'll go as far as to admit that one of our party enjoyed 'sperme du serveur'. I'm sworn to secrecy but pictures were taken and a film made, more material for my 'if I ever need a favor' vault.

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stevejosephson June 22 2009, 02:13:56 UTC
Actually, far as I know, sculpture-ers are the biggest ass-hounds this side of bluesmen. They also like their drugs and are notorious liars. Like bluesmen.

Hmmm.

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