have u got speaky things
?\
u know - on headphones
speaky things
u speak into them
no...
I dont have headphones tbh
earphones?
aye with the speaky part
u pull it down in front of u
I don't suppose you mean a microphone...
oh yeah thats it
I know what you mean :S
what do u call headphones with a speaky part
headsets
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24 grapefruits
168 ounces

3 greyhounds made thus far.

My cyclic obsessive behavior patterns show no sign of letting up.  I may need to double my anafranil.

I've begun to document certain non-essential activities for future reference. Perhaps my psychiatrist can figure something out.

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I hope you get swept by Portland. I wanted to watch the Diamondbacks.

Why?

Half Man Half Biscuit should write a song about this.

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I am about ready to start building the adjustable platform for the 4' ballista.  Work on the ballista itself will have to wait until I have more supplies.  I must complete it in time for the 4th of July water battle in my community.

Things I have:
jigsaw
dremel
3' rattan stick x2
48" 2x4 plank
18" 2x4 plank x4
36" 2x4 plank x4
20' torsion rope
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How did I ever live without you?