Crimes in the bedroom

[stephbg]

My mattress is trying to kill me. I've suspected it for some time now, but having made the decision to do something about it I must have aroused its suspicions and now it's engaging in all-out war.

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Oh!

[ext_1196970]

Oh! I feel so sad for you now that I've seen your twitter update about the delivery delay....
I have this dream, ambition really, to one day have enough money to buy one of those mattresses with the smooshy rubber springs! Sometimes I go into Harvey Norman, lie down, and just imagine what my life would be like with one such mattress......