[RPF] FIC: "Looking for Vice in All the Right Places," girl!Milo/girl!Jared, NC17

[stephanometra]

FACT 1: hegemony and ze_pink_lady's girl!J2 universe rules, and girl!Jared is a hotass.
FACT 2: In any universe, Jared and Milo were clearly fucking while their characters were vying for Rory's love on Gilmore GirlsFACT 3: Since girl!Jared is a dyke, that means that in girl!J2 verse, Milo must be a girl as well. And they had hot sex

Comments

[balefully]

DAMN STRAIGHT I HATE HIM. >:0! He verbally abused Alexis in public (including, apparently, calling her a cunt. D: In the bad way.) and is a skeezebag and probably fucked Paris Hilton and got with Hayden when she was still 17 and was in a goddamn FERGIE MUSIC VIDEO PLAYING SOME HISPANIC DRUGLORD OR SOMETHING, OKAY. HE IS A DOUCHE OF THE HIGHEST ORDER. *SEETHES*

[stephanometra]

BUT THE PORN, LUCY. THE PORN.

[leftbase]

You're awesome. That's pretty much all I can say. At this time. :)

[stephanometra]

Hee! Well, tell your friends, nobody seems to be reading this mother. >.> I'm glad you liked it!

[ioshva]

whoa

[stephanometra]

Is that an approving "whoa" or what?

[ioshva]

the former!

[stephanometra]

I was hoping you'd say that.

[qwertypoiuq]

Mmmmmm, very nice work, ladies! Although I'm also firmly in the camp of 'Milo is a douche', he's a much better douche when he has a vajayjay! Nomnomnom.

[stephanometra]

Most douches are better when they have vaginae.

[muchniat]

no you shouldn't douche it messes with the bacteria

[stephanometra]

Oh, that's an excellent point.

[stephanometra]

DAMMIT. *fixes*

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