More One Piece crack fic? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LUCO!!

[stephaniecmc]

Title: Sanji and Seashells
Rating: SAFE!
Pairing: NONE!
Warnings: Post-Water 7, but before the Thousand Sunny.
Summary: Sanji can no longer enjoy in his secret indulgence.
Disclaimer: I make nothing off this. Absolutely nada
Author’s note: Short ficlet for luco_millian in return for her beautiful art. Thoughts are in italic.

Comments

[luco_millian]

*snickers* Now that, I wasn't expecting but it was very good ^______^ Thank you for that.

[stephaniecmc]

No no, thank YOU! ^___^
Ah, poor Sanji...Mentally traumatized for life...It just might be enough to turn him fabulously gay XD
P/S: Your present is on it's way (^_____^)b

[helendragon]

.........wouldn't it be funny if somebody walked in on zoro purifying the bikinis....

[stephaniecmc]

Oh GODS!!

Nami: Zoro....what are you doing? And where did you get that monk costume?
Zoro: Go away, Nami! This thing is cursed!
Chopper: WHAT?! CURSED!! EEEEEeeeeeee...... *runs off to unhide*
Luffy: Can I eat it?
Usopp: Here Luffy, have a Tabasco Star. *promptly throws one into giant Maw of Death*
Sanji: *walks in* MARIMO!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY TREASURE!!
*ka-shing*
Seashell bikini's soul floats off.

XD Aaah...the wonders of Mugiwara chaos

[helendragon]

oh yes......and what would you say if you heard some one was thinking on working on a fox sanji, tiger zoro, .......and oh gods maybe a Merman sanji cosplay....???...just wondering...(sorry for being offtopic...)

[stephaniecmc]

Oooohh...I'd say, GO FOR IT!!! That would be so cool!! And make Merman Sanji wear seashells...on his butt!! XD
No worries about being off topic...I'm random, so it works out great ^___^

[lily22]

aha, poor Sanji. Also, Zoro... completely fails. XDXD But he probably has the right idea.

[stephaniecmc]

Yeah...those two fail so much, I guess if you add them up, they'll win XD
I pity the innocent bikini, though ^___^

[pseudo_shigure]

okay, i have to confess that i dont actually read/watch One Piece. So i dont know what happened in Enies Lobby.... Can someone please tell me about that..

But the fic seems funny, though i don't understand it completely *g*

[stephaniecmc]

Hrm...where do I start? ^____^;;
Basically, a bunch of them were caught in an underwater tunnel and were drowning. Then, they had this vision of a fish tail, long flowing blonde hair, sexy human body -> mermaid, swimming to rescue them. Then! They got a good look and the lovely mermaid turned out to be a character called Kokoro, who actually resembles a dugong more than a beautiful mermaid.
So, Sanji, the woman-lover, is shocked beyond help and is utterly devastated.
I think Wikipedia is pretty comprehensive, but read/watch One Piece!
You'll love it! ^____^

[pseudo_shigure]

oh okay, i get it now...poor Sanji really

[dried_frog_pill]

Ahahahaha Kokoro breaking Sanji's mermaid-fantasies will never get old for me XD XD XD

[stephaniecmc]

Sanji-torture is so much fun, isn't it? XD
Now the only positive thing in the ocean ofr Sanji is Zoro, then lucky marimo ^___^