Lewis Black is a genius. Yes, it's a given fact but he really truly is. He is also right, meteorologist is English for liar. It was supposed to snow tonight. Houstonians cannot handle snow. It only happens once a decade and when it does, we lose our shit. They canceled school and most government things tomorrow on the chance that there might be ( Read more... )

I've finally caught up on my f-list. I usually stop checking it Sunday night then start back up on Wednesday night so I seem to miss stuff during my days off but nothing too bad. This week I got an extra day off due to a payroll snafu then I came back on Wednesday and the internet was down. They finally got it fixed today and I finally mostly ( Read more... )

I was cleaning off the DVR the other day and noticed Mom had recorded The People's Choice Awards. I didn't delete it cause I wanted to see what won Best Picture because Inception was nominated,then I forgot about it. Later on that night, I remembered and asked Mom what had won. Mom totally blanked on the answer, so I went to check online. The ( Read more... )

I have decided I don't give a shit if an item is made with love, pride, indifference, whatever, as long it is made with competence and to order. Can anyone tell I was just at McDonalds? Yeah ( Read more... )

Happy New Year to all ( Read more... )

Someone had a party tonight and we have left-over cupcakes. The one I just ate had purple icing and purple cake! It was just vanilla with purple food coloring, but still most awesome cupcake ever. The only thing better would have been chocolate flavored ( Read more... )

Last week I was having problems sleeping. I'd go to bed at 12, wake up, and the clock would read 2. I'd go back to bed, wake up, and the clock would read 5. I even tried Unisom once and was left still waking up but with that groggy feeling Unisom leaves me with. I told my mom about it and she told me being on the computer before sleeping is bad for ( Read more... )

I got an e-mail telling me an ex of mine posted on my Facebook Wall. I logged in for the first time in about 6 months or so to see what he wrote. Apparently he is using an app I have to sign up for to see what he wrote. This is one of the reasons I despise Facebook. But that is not the point of this story ( Read more... )

So last night I watched the newest episode of How I Met Your Mother. I'd never seen the show before, so all I basically knew was that both Willow and Neil Patrick Harris are straight and a guy recounts to his kids (one who is Justin from Wizards of Waverly Place) a long and disjointed story of how he met the kids' mother and later became Bob Saget ( Read more... )

At work we have a CD mixer/radio channel thingie that used to only play in the back office, so I barely heard it. That changed about a month ago when someone found the dial for the guest area/ elevator lobby and turned it on. After a weekend of it, I found the dial myself and turned it off. I came back to work the next week and discovered a sign ( Read more... )