My suspicions are that I am not currently dead, but in order to give you a more definitive answer I am going to have to conduct a measure of research and ask a number of existential questions of myself.
*poke*
"is anyone there?"
...no, I'm sorry mate. Turns out I am actually dead after all. Bugger.
Aw crap. More dead people. Where the goddamnery fuck is my book True story: I took a friend around London, and she noted all the graveyards on the way, I said "Yeah, London has 8 million people living here, but half of them are dead". She didn't get the joke.
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You're not dead are you?
Oh god. Please don't be dead. I don't like dead people.
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*poke*
"is anyone there?"
...no, I'm sorry mate. Turns out I am actually dead after all. Bugger.
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True story: I took a friend around London, and she noted all the graveyards on the way, I said "Yeah, London has 8 million people living here, but half of them are dead". She didn't get the joke.
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