Not dead yet!

[steelcage_match]

Sorry, I wandered off a year ago and hit my head. Forgot who I was. Got drafted into a white slave operation and sold as cheap labor, and packed off to somewhere tropical. I managed to escape using a nailfile and a Howitzer. Those canons are not easy to conceal unless you are wearing Civil War era regalia. You can hide anything under a damn hoop skirt.

Poll Quel amuse?

And just as a refersher -- this is an exercise in adsurdity. Chose your winner for any reason you like.