Voicemail

[steel_not_glass]

"Hey there, you've reached Cindy. If you're one of my students, no, you can't have an extension. Otherwise, leave your name, number, blah blah blah at the beep.

Come on, you should know what to do."

BEEP

Comments

Totally normal message unrelated to phone day I PROMISE!

[furious_maximus]

[From here]

"You don't remember me? I'm hurt. Deeply injured. Things of that nature. And, clearly, this means we should catch up sometime soon..."

Re: Totally normal message unrelated to phone day I PROMISE!

[steel_not_glass]

[To here and here!]

[weldedtomyspine]

[From here.]

"Um... I've never thought that all girls with blond hair and short skirts were strippers. So you'll understand why I might be a bit confused."

Crazy Phone Day!

[holy_daughter]

(From here!)

"I'm afraid you have me confused for someone else. I'm not Mulder, and I've done nothing to risk arrest. My father would pull strings if anyone tried."

Re: Crazy Phone Day!

[steel_not_glass]

[ The ASOIAF edition! Replies went here and here!]