Attack Pattern Kappa

[hexyoutotuesday]

I have to get out of here...

I have to get out of here...

Let... me... out... let me out... LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!

[Screaming, and a lot of it. There's the sound of something hitting the walls.]

Can't be here... lucky... bad luck... bad luck... come on... COME ON! BAD LUCK!

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Comments

[doesnotbitch]

WOAH! Sounds like somebody needs a fucking INTERVENTION!

[hexyoutotuesday]

[Louder chanting.]

Want to action thread this? /hates fight logs D:

[doesnotbitch]

Yeah, you got some fucking bad luck, bitch. Finally! Hahaha! FINALLY!

[hexyoutotuesday]

[She starts screaming the chant.]

[zetta_sho]

Your frequencies are out of sync...

[hexyoutotuesday]

[continued chanting] ...and bind this mortal's blood.........

[zetta_sho]

Aw, zetta shucks. Trying to use the blood on the walls? You better not be messing up those calculations.

[hexyoutotuesday]

[Very disgruntled break between languages to say:] ...HUMAN SACRIFICE...

[soukahisoka]

You crack easy.

[hexyoutotuesday]

[She acknowledges such a comment by being even louder.]

[soukahisoka]

Whatever you're trying to summon, whatever spell you're trying to do, it isn't going to work. You're best off leaving the chanting for the chapel.

[hexyoutotuesday]

[The fact that this isn't stopping should be a good "go fuck yourself"]

[cowboy_newsie]

Fer crissake, Jinx, calm the fuck down!

[hexyoutotuesday]

I evoke the power of chaos to break the bonds which hold me here...

[continued in the other language]

[cowboy_newsie]

Shu' up! This ain't gonna work!

[hexyoutotuesday]

...AND I COMMAND THY POWER TO MINE OWN WILL...

[ohsotraumatic]

Well...Shit.

[hexyoutotuesday]

[Jinx would respond if she weren't busy getting the shit beat out of her.]