this is sort of like a birthday post, it has all the variables

[stearne]

 Okay public service announcement you guys

do NOT have kids with birthdays that are really close because you will have just way too much cake and you can only have cake for breakfast and lunch and dinner before you start considering your future's dire circumstances.
RELATEDLY
I WAS EATING MY BROTHER'S CAKE for breakfast/lunch and I STARTED CHOKING AND

Comments

[whistleonwild]

ghasdglhadsglh NOO THAT'S SCARY omg

ok but still the best birthday story of all time I guess.......

I'M GLAD THINGS WORKED OUT IN THE END

VIOLENCE SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS!!

give me that cake \Q^Q/

lie cake

[stearne]

i have never heard of a problem that violence didn't solve

except the cake thing

violence had NO HELP with that

PS NO THE CAKE IS STILL MINE EVEN IF I'M ALL INFLAMED