Pay attention, children. I'm about to give you some advice.

First off, you do not want to piss me off. Shadows or no, I can still kill you before you even realize that what you said may not have been the best thing. Those of you who were here with me earlier will know that I only things I want are beer, torture lessons and shiny sparkly expensive ( Read more... )

[Private//Unhackable]

Well, this is rich. Kaiba, the dog, and the Pharaoh. Who next, the midget?

Makes me wonder if Landlord is going to turn up. I still owe him rent, and it wouldn't be fair if I didn't pay him.

[/Private//Unhackable]

Forget what I said earlier, this place is turning out better than I thought.

...

Not again.

I finally remember to look in this thing, and what do I see?

"Oh, we're getting married!" "I'm having a baby!" "My husband died! Let's party!"

Why are people still using these things? Why the am I still using this ( Read more... )

The weaker half is finally gone. It's about time.

None of you are very good at games, are you?

[Filtered from Envy]

If you attack, you won't be playing the game. Envy is still playing by the rules - which I bet none of you have thought to look at. If he wins, he gets to kill you all, which means that my future entertainment disappears. If you win, you probably get to kill him properly, with days ( Read more... )

I wasn't aware that we were allowed to play games here.

So whose murders am I not getting credit for? 'Fess up, child. You've robbed me of my future entertainment.

Apparently, I'm teaching.

Who wants to learn how to torture someone?