i am pretty sure this is the exact snake i saw in the river yesterday

[staygolden]

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[rachlesmelly]

wtf! what river was it??? and come to lucys tongiht!!

[staygolden]

i cant come to lucys tonight because we are going matt's friend's bday party. it was the san marcos river, the part of the river that runs by my house right before the river goes under I35.

[estimatedpropht]

Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dick... come on, I'm only saying what every guy is thinking... Fuck you. I almost kicked over a gravestone tonight but I was detered by a morality-preaching ghost. I want to go back and shit all over it and make delicate love to the corpse.

Hey tessa, hows it goin'?

[hell_is_78666]

dear friend who i never see:
add me you hooker.
heart,
Tom Brown.

[unoriginalmatt]

dare i say, could i be your livejournal friend (again)?