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blog #001 -- there's this one song from SNL...

Mar 07, 2010 03:43

Okay... Ahem! Well, this won't be too bad. I think.

So I guess "Dr. Horrible's Blog On A Boat" has kind of a ring to it. It'll make for a cool featurette at any rate since... Some viewers were complaining about the material in my previous entries... [he trails off, talking to himself.] Complaining about my blog? I just-- almost-- robbed a bank ( Read more... )

already failing yep, hnnnrgk must finish ele app, welcome to the failboat, meta fail, i don't do well on boats

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erhabenheit March 7 2010, 17:33:57 UTC

Oh c'mon, your what? "Evil League of Evil?" What kind of name for a crime syndicate is that?

[Commentlog?] erhabenheit March 8 2010, 04:34:31 UTC

[Hopefully all this trouble will pay off, otherwise he'll have wasted these last...ten minutes.

Bass is waiting impatiently on the top deck for Dr. Whatever to arrive.]

(right on!) statusunquo March 8 2010, 04:55:43 UTC

[oh god this place is gigantic. it takes him a good while to find his way up to the top deck, and he jogs over when he sees Bass.

[he is lugging his freeze ray with him. mostly for show, but he is hoping that it'll work if he needs it (and unbeknownst to him, it won't.)]

Hey-- sorry, you weren't kidding when you said this place was really really big. [he is panting a little bit from the exertion. RUNNING IS HARD.]

[Commentlog] erhabenheit March 8 2010, 05:09:26 UTC

Yeah. [Bass eyes the case in his hands, giving the guy a once over. He looks human.

Fuck.] Let's get started then.

[Commentlog] statusunquo March 8 2010, 05:17:36 UTC

[nice guy... Billy hefts the ray and braces himself for more walking.]

Lead the way.

[an awkward silence.]

...So, uh, what should I call you?

[Commentlog] erhabenheit March 8 2010, 05:19:17 UTC

Bass. [Like the music term.

Jog jog jog down the steps. This meeting has now become significantly less fun, so he just wants to get it over with.]

[Commentlog] statusunquo March 8 2010, 05:27:52 UTC

A-ha! Like... Music, right?

[oh man why are you jogging-- he does his best on the stairs and tries not to hit his big fifteen-pound baby on the walls as he descends.]

Are you-- like a-- rock star or something? [huffing a little.] The face paint-- I mean.

(ooc: a-assuming that he looks like his icons. ;;)

[Commentlog] he does! not the armor, but the streaks and colors and stuff. erhabenheit March 8 2010, 05:30:47 UTC

I'm a killer robot. [Bass waits at the base of the stairs. You humans and that silly breathing thing you have to do, it's such a waste of time.]

[Commentlog] schway! statusunquo March 8 2010, 05:45:28 UTC

[pausing in the act of negotiating the staircase, Billy gives Bass a look -- part confusion, part scrutiny. he doesn't reply until he reaches the bottom.]

Killer robot? Are you serious? Who made you, what kind of gadgets do you have?

[flood of questions! he's almost forgotten he's tired.]

[Commentlog] erhabenheit March 8 2010, 05:54:16 UTC

[Definitely avoiding the whole "who made you" comment.] I don't have any gadgets right now, the Goddamn Captain disabled my weapons systems.

[And took his dog. His dog.]

[Commentlog] statusunquo March 9 2010, 05:35:58 UTC

[his dubious look alternates from Bass to the Freeze Ray. he'd already heard about technology being disabled on the boat, but that... couldn't...]

[this could be bad. he shakes his head.] Do you know why this Captain guy has it in for us?

[Commentlog] erhabenheit March 9 2010, 05:44:28 UTC

Fuck all if I know. [That's little more than a growl. Bass is pissed. Wants his weapons and his dog.

He leads Billy down another set of stairs.]

[Commentlog] statusunquo March 9 2010, 05:56:55 UTC

...Aha. [a bright little ball of sunshine, huh? maybe conversation isn't such a good idea.

[so Billy follows Bass, hugging the machine -- which is seeming less-and-less useful by the moment -- to his chest like a safety blanket. he's very grateful that the powers that be provided him with a map, because this place was a veritable maze. it'd take him days, weeks to learn what each and every room was...]

So this, uh, "bad guy club." What's with the name, what's it like? ["Evil League of Evil" was pretty self explanatory. but "Carnival?"]

[Commentlog] erhabenheit March 9 2010, 06:02:56 UTC

I told you, Carnival. It's full of absolutely batshit evil that'll tear you apart as soon as look at you. [One more set of stairs and they arrive; Bass gestures to the entrance.] There.

[Commentlog] statusunquo March 9 2010, 06:17:09 UTC

[a double take.]

Wait a minute-- tear me apart?

I mean, I know you were talking "dangerous," but... Come on, really? Why would I go in there?

[Commentlog] erhabenheit March 9 2010, 06:21:55 UTC

Exactly. You don't. [Bass folds his arms. Damn it, he was going to lie and lead another lamb to the slaughter. Now he can't.]

Your idea of evil doesn't exactly coincide with this ship's. You go in there and you'll definitely die.

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