Z.I.P.T. House Arming Invitations...

[static_eddie]

(the following is the invite kungfoogirl & I collaborated on earlier todayThe International House of Blasphemy (IHOB) and the newly formed Zombie Infestation Preparedness Team (ZIPT) are looking for potential applicants to join the fight against the impending zombie infestation

Comments

[adamsmasher]

Alas, Sean of the dead, I am too far away to assist in your preparation for the onslaught of the undead hordes, however I will do thorough reconnaissance of the northwest illinois territory to root out any potential zombie infestations to your northern borders.

for those about to party, we salute you.

[static_eddie]

I completely understand...I hear that you've got it pretty bad up there... no sense risking life and limb for a weekend down here...
be safe on the recon!
and try to get some pictures!

[adamsmasher]

It should be interesting... I'm married to the Zombie Princess, and the undead flock to her.

[static_eddie]

I assume it's because her brains are massive?

[calypsocat]

Well damn, if only I didn't have such perfect zombie bait carried at my side all the time, I would request access to such an amazing rendezvous. Also, in your invite, you lacked to put a date, or should I assume it be something close to that spooky time of the year?

[static_eddie]

ack did you not get the E-vite?
It's the weekend BEFORE Halloween (Oct 23rd)....
we gotta be prepared for the 31st!
you're welcome to bring Dante... bait or future generation of zombie hunter...however you want to see it.

[calypsocat]

Haha, after this last weekend of mine, a good evening of zombie related activities could do me some good... I'll get in touch with you some time this week. Thank you for the invite though I didn't get it :P

[pixiecup]

What I wouldn't give.......

I'm a pacifist, but I'd be willing to try some peaceful techniques to get those zombies to submit.

Have fun, and please take pictures. :)

Zombie Huggers Unite! (please wear rubber gloves)

[static_eddie]

LOL funny that you'd say that...
K-foo and I have decided that each of us at IHOB will have a different approach to the zombie infestation....

K-foo is the Para-militant, who teaches them to aim for the head... with the attitude of "Kill'em ALL... again."

vidicon (who doesn't know it yet) has been dubbed the Metaphysical Theorist, who doesn't care one way or another what happens to the zombies, he's just interested in the supernatural "why".

And I'm the Sympathizer who thinks the poor things can be reintroduced as useful labor in modern society... at least temporarily... until too many bits drop off.
it's sort of a tribute to Shaun of the Dead and the idea of Zomb-aid...
I'm writing up my "theories" now, so that K-foo can post them on the website later! Glad you're on MY side in this battle!

[shadesong]

Honored to be invited. Cannot attend, as getting married next day. In Arizona.

Most kickass invitation ever, though. :)

[static_eddie]

Thank you!
and such a wise place to get married... large open land; not a high [zombie] population to be concerned about...

best wishes to you both!

[shadesong]

Thanks, sweetie!

[drachemaedchen]

Heehee, that sounds awesome. I hope everyone's read the required textbook (Zombie Survival Handguide) There will be a test!
:D Have fun.

[static_eddie]

Yeah we're really excited!
And actually the Zombie Survival Book, by Max Brooks, will play a major part in kungfoogril's part of the proceedings!

In FACT! I may be attending this lecture tonight:
Seminar teaches zombie-fighting skills

[drachemaedchen]

Wow. That is so awesome! :D
Glad to know that others are preparing.