I just woke up.

Work today was amusing, I actually got a staff meal for once and it was delicious..

Moldova's Eurovision entry was hilarious, Latvia's is scaring me so far.

I haven't turned in a piece of homework all year.

One of the things you learn after years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person but never turn your back on a drug, especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

Nobody likes you when you're dead and that's the story of my life.

Oh statements, it is good to be back.

I actually just took notes on genre conventions in sci-fi and horror movies.

it's true, i'm probably making this u-uh-uh-uh-oh-woah-oh-uh-uh-uuhp.

It's true, I'm probably gonna explo-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-ode.