I'm hoping for the latter, obviously.

Sweet tarts and coffee combined may make me crazy or give me super powers.

Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash.

I might as well wash these down with coffee.

It don't matter, if you're by my side, I'm satisfied.

MY SISTER IS EATING CANDY FOR BREAKFAST.

Sweet tarts were not good lunch food yesterday, nor are they an appropriate breakfast food right now.

In Jersey anything is legal, long as you don't get caught.

I dreamed about a bunch of weird shit, but all I can remember is telling someone about all the weddings I'm going to this summer and Lou Diamond Phillips wandering in at some point.

technoinfidel waits for no man, except Doctor Who.