Yeah, like the vampires had a chance.

[elbiesee]

My cashier at Old Navy had a shirt with a tournament bracket between zombies, ninjas, pirates, and vampires, and the zombies won hands-down.

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[elbiesee]

Ah, thanks!

[himynameishelen]

depending on the opening bracket, I actually feel like pirates could win, dependent upon whether they were docked or not, which would dictate the ease with which the ninjas could sneak up on them, and cannons/swords would beat zombies easy, the only issue would be the vampires, but if you go with the original dracula-type they can't cross water, so the pirates would win easy. The ninjas are the only ones who'd give them a real run for their money.

...it's a sign of how late I've stayed up that I put so much thought into this.

[dogscanlookup]

First of all, props on the bad-ass icon. ;) Secondly, zombies will always win. Always. Because zombies are by far superior in every way.

I keep trying to explain that to my gf switchamacallit. Her Masters thesis revolved around vampires (homoerotic ones nonetheless), lol.

I'm zombies. She's vampires. Somehow we make it work. ♥