On the subject of awkwardness, I'm not sure how to even broach the subject, but I feel the need to let Mr. Astley know that I really don't know the rules.
Re: he is, however, free to brainwash you into killing the president.alexandraerinAugust 11 2009, 01:10:20 UTC
Hmmmm. That's tempting. On the other hand, Meatloaf has pledged to never
1. Forget the way I feel right now. 2. Forgive himself if we don't go all the way tonight. 3. Never do it better than he does it with me.
He's also proven himself willing to negotiate on such diverse matters as raising me up, helping me down, and getting me out of this Godforsaken town.
At the end of the day, I think it comes down to a simple choice: Mr. Astley is offering fidelity, whereas Mr. Loaf is instead offering sexual availability, though the possibility remains that sooner or later he'll be screwing around.
Re: he is, however, free to brainwash you into killing the president.himynameishelenAugust 11 2009, 01:20:24 UTC
However, looking at the available resources, I would also put forward that Mr Loaf is something of a prude, unwilling to experiment and indeed steadfastedly refuses to budge on this position, as evidenced by him stating outright that "(he) would do anything for love, but he won't do that."
Equally well, we can also surmise that he may have some erectile disfunctions, seeing as he has stated "sometimes it don't come easy, sometimes it don't come hard, some days it don't come at all" which may lead to relationship troubles down the road. This same statement also suggests an inability or unwillingness to ensure his partner recieves pleasure from an entanglement, as he himself says "sooner or later, you'll be screwing around"- no one needs the stress of infidelity on their mind.
Re: he is, however, free to brainwash you into killing the president.alexandraerinAugust 11 2009, 02:30:56 UTC
Ah! I see. You have been confused by something of a trompe l'oeill.. or trompe oreille. While each repeated assurance that Mr. Loaf won't do "that" appears to the uninitiated ear to refer to something unspecified and no doubt quite prurient, in each and every case the adjective "that" has a well-defined and clearly stated antecedent... to wit, one of the items on the preceding list of things he vows never to do.
Also, I believe you have fallen prey to an unclear transcription, as "sooner or later you'll be screwing around" is spoken of him, by a potential partner. While hardly a ringing endorsement, this was included in my analysis.
Although honestly, my final judgment in this matter must be reserved until I have verified whether or not Mr. Astley would offer me his mouth, teeth, hunger, et al. While Mr. Loaf promptly returned my questionnaire on the subject with very satisfactory answers, Mr. Astley has yet to complete the forms.
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Rick Astley will never
1.Let you down
2.Run around
3.Desert you
4.Make you cry
5.say good bye
6.tell a lie
7.hurt you
If he does he loses the game and has to restart.
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1. Forget the way I feel right now.
2. Forgive himself if we don't go all the way tonight.
3. Never do it better than he does it with me.
He's also proven himself willing to negotiate on such diverse matters as raising me up, helping me down, and getting me out of this Godforsaken town.
At the end of the day, I think it comes down to a simple choice: Mr. Astley is offering fidelity, whereas Mr. Loaf is instead offering sexual availability, though the possibility remains that sooner or later he'll be screwing around.
It's a tough choice.
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Equally well, we can also surmise that he may have some erectile disfunctions, seeing as he has stated "sometimes it don't come easy, sometimes it don't come hard, some days it don't come at all" which may lead to relationship troubles down the road. This same statement also suggests an inability or unwillingness to ensure his partner recieves pleasure from an entanglement, as he himself says "sooner or later, you'll be screwing around"- no one needs the stress of infidelity on their mind.
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Also, I believe you have fallen prey to an unclear transcription, as "sooner or later you'll be screwing around" is spoken of him, by a potential partner. While hardly a ringing endorsement, this was included in my analysis.
Although honestly, my final judgment in this matter must be reserved until I have verified whether or not Mr. Astley would offer me his mouth, teeth, hunger, et al. While Mr. Loaf promptly returned my questionnaire on the subject with very satisfactory answers, Mr. Astley has yet to complete the forms.
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