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[starvedmusician]

Sooo... I started work awhile ago at DACA Swim School.. teaching the little kiddies to do backstroke and butterfly and all that nonsense. I practically had to learn a whole new language for the job too. Peanut butter is streamline on the back and jelly is streamline on stomach. Pop-ups are breaths, digging hands are the swim stroke in doggy paddle

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[kimilicious]

Wait wait, you are aware that women want "money, your pride, your soul" yet I don't get any of those three...
This perplexes me greatly.

[gompers]

she's asking for more money, andrew!! beware!!

[kimilicious]

Actually I would prefer the pride or the soul since they're a hell of a lot harder to get your hands on than the money is.

Especially the pride.

Just kidding =) <3

[starvedmusician]

I hold onto my pride like a crackwhore would hold onto a kilo of cocaine.

[gompers]

so, it's not money, and she can't have your pride. the devil taking your soul? i certainly hope not.

[starvedmusician]

if the devil was as beautiful a woman as my girlfriend, no possession of mine would have confidence in staying with me, including my soul. =)