Sub Rosa: I just figured out what's creepy about it
...because I'm slow.
When I was younger, and more irrationally angry at Picard (it was just after Generations okay? The movie that doe NOT exist but is terrible), I spent a rewatch of the episode rolling my eyes at him: Look, Beverly found an orgasmic alien! His batteries are her life energy, but hey guys, she can live to her old age like her granny, so what's the problem.
...like her granny...
OH MY GOD
Granny's hand-me-down sweater, Granny's hand-me-down sex toy.
Just, no. The Orgasmic Alien in question, had like, no personality, he's basically a dildo, you are sharing a dildo with your gran, URGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Reverse engines at warp speed!
When I was younger, and more irrationally angry at Picard (it was just after Generations okay? The movie that doe NOT exist but is terrible), I spent a rewatch of the episode rolling my eyes at him: Look, Beverly found an orgasmic alien! His batteries are her life energy, but hey guys, she can live to her old age like her granny, so what's the problem.
...like her granny...
OH MY GOD
Granny's hand-me-down sweater, Granny's hand-me-down sex toy.
Just, no. The Orgasmic Alien in question, had like, no personality, he's basically a dildo, you are sharing a dildo with your gran, URGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Reverse engines at warp speed!