This will fix everything

[startredder]

Tonight is Election Night in Canada, one which will almost certainly end badly.

I'm under the weather. Last week I lost my job. It's cold.

And Rock Band, the current Upstairs, has a sexual partner who makes noises like a cartoon character snoring when they have sex.

They have sex a lot.
To make things better for me, you, and /the internet/, here are

Comments

[orestria]

did you ever think that maybe it's not a sexual partner, but it's actually a live-in cartoon character that sleeps a lot?

[librarywench]

'grid, I'm really sorry about how things have been going lately for you. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help, eh?

Also, cats are SO CUTE. The boy and I recently got an orange and striped kitten which we have named Khan, so that we can yell "KHAAAAN!" when frustrated at his hijinks and shenanigans.

We are thinking about getting another kitten and naming it Kirk. Also, we are nerds.

[startredder]

It'll pass - right now it's just at the point where it feels like it'll never get better.

/Clearly/ what you should do to help is post gratuitous pictures of Khan. I understand this is what the internet is for.

Also, I am shocked, /shocked/ by these nerdly developments.