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Thank you ravynzeye~

The Great State of Texas and their anti-dildo Law

State Law: Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

Dallas
It's illegal to possess realistic dildos

It also tells me I can't shoot buffalo from two story buildings anymore either. Damnit.

Comments

[the_ravyn]

What really made me laugh with Texas was the one where it says a criminal must give their victim 24 hours notice before committing the crime against them!

[sorchawench]

Well, when they come to arrest me for felony possession of dildos, they don't have to worry about bringing cuffs. I have my own!

[xaintius]

Don't they have anything better to do than make these asinine laws?

X.

they have to think of some way~

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to justify their pompous existence. Writing assinine laws seems to be the thing.

Re: they have to think of some way~

[xaintius]

Can't argue with that!

X.

[salmonsushi]

texas also has a law against sodomy.

but that's not so bad, there was a law (which was just recently repealed after a year of it being in practice) where women in florida who were going to give their child up for adoption had to print a list of her sexual history in the newspaper once a week in case one of the males wanted custody.
a doing of jeb bush.

idiots. fucking idiots these lawmakers/passers are.

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because, of course, it's all about the woman's choice. Pshhhhh...

[lisa_monique]

OMG. I'm NEVER moving to Texas!!! I don't want to go to jail.

I happen to like shooting Buffalo from my 2nd story window.

*snicker*

*evil grin*

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yeah...yeah, that's the ticket!