Somewhat irate e-mail to iron_tony

[starspangledcap]

[OOC: Recently, Steve's best friend, Sam Wilson, a.k.a. The Falcon, showed up. *waves to redwings_sam*

Here is their conversation in Sam's intro thread, in which they argue about Steve's surrender/hiding, and Steve catches him up on everything that's been going on lately. (It's all a bit of a shock to poor Sam's system.) Anyway, in case you don't want to

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[iron_tony]

It was just an experiment to see if we were both remembering the same trivial crap.

That's all.

I don't want to be going insane and you're the person in the best position to tell me.

[iron_tony]

Ahh.

Well, I guess there's nothing left to talk about, if I always do that.

[starspangledcap]

You're infuriating.

[iron_tony]

Come to think of it, I remember you saying that when we were married in the other timeline too.

Is that kind of confession you were looking for?

Do you even remember what we're arguing about?

[starspangledcap]

I thought we stopped arguing several e-mails ago, but you started it again.

I wasn't looking for a confession. You're the one who seemed to want to talk about the other world. I was only encouraging the conversation.

[iron_tony]

I had a question about Sam's fucking clock, and you answered it.

That was all.

[starspangledcap]

I'm seeing someone.

[iron_tony]

A shrink?

At the risk of this turning into an episode of the Sopranos, you're not telling her anything, are you?

[starspangledcap]

I'm not seeing a psychologist. If one of us needs to do that, it's you. I'm seeing a man. Romantically.

His name is Daniel.

[iron_tony]

OK.

You obviously think I require this information.

Do you want me to run a background check on him?

You're not telling him anything, are you?

[starspangledcap]

I just thought you'd like to know. No background checks required. In fact, I'd rather you didn't.

And I haven't told him anything. He doesn't have any idea who I am. He won't, for the forseeable future.

[iron_tony]

What am I supposed to do with this information, then?

*Tony is already running through his head, ways to get intel on a random man in Sayreville, New Jersey, without calling attention the fact that he's doing so.*

Am I supposed to be jealous?

[starspangledcap]

You've been somewhat invested in my life in hiding. I thought I would keep you updated. So you can assure yourself that I'm still "safe."

What would you have to be jealous of?

I just joined Daniel's volunteer fire department, too, and I've got a job teaching self-defense courses at the local gym. So you can stop sending the SHIELD checks.

[iron_tony]

A fire fighter?

[starspangledcap]

Are you surprised that I'm a firefighter, or that my boyfriend is?

[iron_tony]

Pick.

I don't know.

I can't decide to be more baffled that you moved so fast, or that you're such a cliche, or that you think I won't recognize that you think you can make me jealous.