Any openings for employment that you know of... please tell me first.

I might not have a job in two weeks.

No job, no phone.

Things just keep getting better.

Ok, well my phone is officially out of service, and has been for a couple of days so if you have called me and I didn't answer or call you back then that's why. If you need to get a hold of me call maimie (my secretary) at 989-871-5791 and leave a message with her. hehe. It's funny, but true.

Only the happiest day of my life.

affianced =)

add that to the end of every sentence... it'll make everyone happier. (or at least laugh at you)