[Stephen is on his way to work when he bumps into Bones on the sidewalk.]
Oh hey, man. Sorry about that.
[Oh, what's this? They happened to have stopped under a lamppost upon which rests a sprig of mistletoe? There is a brief moment of internal struggle before Stephen grabs him by the front of his shirt and kisses him.]
[Stephen's grip in the front of his shirt tightens as he kisses with a little more gusto than before. 85% of his brain telling him that this is a very, very bad idea but it seems to be overwhelmed by the much smaller part.]
[ Almost all of McCoy's brain is telling him that this is a very, very bad idea, but the curse is happily pushing all of that aside in favor of an arm around Stephen's back. Clearly he needs to be closer. ]
[ ... wings. Huh. Well, he's seen weirder, probably--
Only "weirder" typically doesn't kiss him. Goddamn mistletoe. He's a gentleman, though, so he'll just wrap his arms around her waist and kiss back (goddammit, mistletoe). ]
[The arm-wrapping is good because she basically has to go off her feet to reach him. She grins at him when they break of, perhaps licking her lips a little more than she needs to. Her arms aren't moving from around his neck, though.]
[He's actually on his way to the supermarket. Even thieves have to eat, when he passes Bones in the street. He pauses for a second, for reasons he knows not, and:
Grabs him by the back of the neck and kisses him.]
[ If it weren't for the curse, McCoy might actually use some of his Starfleet-given hand-to-hand training. Being grabbed by the back of the neck when you're not expecting it is not the most fun thing in the world, after all.
But nope. Instead, he kisses back. Goddammit, why are all the men he's kissing so against shaving? (Like he can talk, half the time.) ]
[ natasha is just walking behind him on the sidewalk why are you going so slowly get off your phone bones. ]
That's most likely the least of your concerns.
[ and then she arches up on tiptoe--everyone and their mother is taller than natasha--slides a hand around his neck and pulls him down to kiss him. 8| ]
[ scarlett johansson natasha is 5'4" excuse you come down here bones. and natasha is very good at this kissing business so enjoy the moment before she pulls away and ruins it.
which is happening right about now. ]
Walk faster.
[ as if the kiss was...just a precursor to this comment... ]
[ Of course McCoy is too busy grumbling to notice the mistletoe on the streetlight that they happen to cross under at the same time, bumping into her because really, neither of them are paying enough attention to their surroundings. ]
Er-- [ And suddenly his hand is on the back of her neck and he's kissing her. ]
[ Oh god, she really is good at this -- and as if that weren't enough, she's really getting into it. Shit. It is kind of hard to pull away when he's got a lovely lady attached to his mouth and she's getting into it.
His mind may have just short-circuited slightly in an attempt to balance 'morals' out with 'that is really fucking nice'. Sorry about that, Amy. ]
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Oh hey, man. Sorry about that.
[Oh, what's this? They happened to have stopped under a lamppost upon which rests a sprig of mistletoe? There is a brief moment of internal struggle before Stephen grabs him by the front of his shirt and kisses him.]
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'sokay--
[ WHOA HELLO-- actually that... doesn't sound like a half bad idea... Just gonna go ahead and kiss back, actually, that sounds like a great idea. ]
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Hi, I'm Dulcie.
[That's polite, right? Now comes the bit where she gets to throw her arms around his neck and plant one on him.]
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Only "weirder" typically doesn't kiss him. Goddamn mistletoe. He's a gentleman, though, so he'll just wrap his arms around her waist and kiss back (goddammit, mistletoe). ]
McCoy.
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Nice to meet you.
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Uh. You too.
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Grabs him by the back of the neck and kisses him.]
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But nope. Instead, he kisses back. Goddammit, why are all the men he's kissing so against shaving? (Like he can talk, half the time.) ]
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What the fuck was that?
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I have no goddamn idea.
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That's most likely the least of your concerns.
[ and then she arches up on tiptoe--everyone and their mother is taller than natasha--slides a hand around his neck and pulls him down to kiss him. 8| ]
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Wha--
[ Oh. Hi. Uh. Well, he'll just kiss back, then. ]
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which is happening right about now. ]
Walk faster.
[ as if the kiss was...just a precursor to this comment... ]
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There's a pause, and then a snort. Right. ]
My apologies.
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Er-- [ And suddenly his hand is on the back of her neck and he's kissing her. ]
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And it does mean she's rather good at this, too. Kissing back enthusiastically, one hand on his shoulder and the other running down his back. ]
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His mind may have just short-circuited slightly in an attempt to balance 'morals' out with 'that is really fucking nice'. Sorry about that, Amy. ]
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