"They trounced us at Trafalgar. They whipped us at Waterloo. Now the English have...

[starshards]

... scored their ultimate victory : they are better at cooking than us we, the self-proclaimed kings of nosh."

I read this article this morning, and had to laugh.

So, looks like, statistically, we are better cooks than the French.
o3o

(That being said, I like how this is pulled out after the weekend where we lost in the Rugby to France. "Okay, okay

Comments

[radittz]

Wow, cooking is a serious business, isn't it? ;)

It's like us beating Russians in any sport xD

that gif!! *o*

[starshards]

Beating the French at anything ever is serious business.
It's like, we're not allowed to go to war any more, so we'll carry on fighting in any other way possible.

HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR RELATIONSHIP?
;3;

Isn't it the most buhyoo thing ever?
='D

[radittz]

read about this guy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W%C5%82adys%C5%82aw_Kozakiewicz#Kozakiewicz.27s_gesture
he's our national hero :P

About cooking - most of good shows about it in our tv is English, it's funny how some stereotypes are far from reality XD;

[elwon]

YES, BUT NOW WE HIT THEM WHERE IT HURTS.

OH YES, THEIR KITCHENS. \o/

[starshards]

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!

[elwon]

BRITANNIA FORK!

BRITANNIA KNIFE!

BRITANNIA SPOON!

uhhh... Britannia Rolling Pin?!

[atiko]

Aaaaaaaahhhaaaahaaaa oh god I love that gif so much and now it's a Spero one, cuteness overlooaaaaaadddd...

and other than that

JESUS CHRIST WILL YOU PEOPLE JUST GET A ROOM ALREADY
A BIG ONE SO BOTH OF YOUR TWO CRAZY COUNTRIES' POPULATIONS WILL FIT IN THERE

[starshards]

I couldn't stop watching it earlier.
Even now I struggle to handre it.

WE'RE BANNED FROM GOING TO WAR, SO HOW ELSE CAN WE RELEASE OUR RAGING, UNRESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION?
D8<

serious. business.

[starshards]

They beat us at the manry, so we strike straight back at the heart of their very pride.

I like it.
=9

[weirdpika]

Cf. Your tag

Englang is an arrogant little shit

My bread is still better than yours MUHAHAHAHA