The Tony Awards and other train wrecks

[stars_fell]

So, I watched the Tony Awards the other night. Mostly because I knew Daniel Radcliffe would be presenting and I wanted to see if he would be all "lol why am I here" (though its obviously because he will be making his Broadway debut come September in Equus, and personally xonpathos and I are still disappointed that there were no blurry cell phone pictures of

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[orwellian_trash]

Little Old Lady should be asked to back up her argument with graphs and statistics.

[stars_fell]

I am so for real. Unfortunately this was not in the paper (my husband heard it on the radio) otherwise I'd be tracking down a bitch so I could hit her with a clue-by-four. On the other hand, if I did that to everyone guilty of drive-by idiocy around here, I'd probably have to declare it as a full-time job and pay taxes on it or something.

[orwellian_trash]

Well its either gay marriage or all these moon-rockets they're sending up. It never used to be like this when she was a girl, that's for sure.

Old people without a clue are the cutest form of bigot.

[stars_fell]

How about old(er) people who ought to know better? My dad just turned 67, his dad was born in 1912 and was probably about as Old Skool as they came (I think he refused to sign the papers for divorce from his wife for something like twenty years because CATHOLICS DONT DO THAT SHIT OMG), so I guess I can understand why he's the biggest racist/bigot I know. Still, every time he pops out those kind of comments I want to headslam and ask what century he's living in. (Example: took one look at Adrien Brody's nose and said he ought to be on Canal Street with the other Jews.)

[operafantomet]

Yeah, sure.... The gas prices are that high because gay people can marry. Yeah. I totally believe that.

*bangs head against wall*

Had she at least picked a major disaster, I could somehow understand her way of thinking. Like... the natural disasters in Burma/Myanmar and China. But nooooo... GAS PRICES! Get a grip, selfish bastard.

As for the Tonys, the people with info claims it to be John Cudia: http://www.phansonline.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2342

[stars_fell]

If I think about that for too long, my brain starts to liquefy and drain out my ears from the sheer, sheer DUMB.

Was it really John? Damn, I feel like a dumbass now... I've seen him as the Phantom twice AND met him three times. I must have been distracted by the "WHAT". :D

[sparklybee]

Silly Frey. Didn't you know that the gays are responsible for everything bad, from high gas prices to Hurricane Katrina to 9/11 to hangnails?

Are you sure that woman wasn't originally from southeastern Ohio? I hear shit like that all of the time. I swear, one of these days I am going to escape from this cesspool.

[stars_fell]

O MY BAD

I'm quite sure she's from these parts, because come on. This is Alabama. The Deep South. Usually I despise Southern stereotypes because I don't want people from elsewhere to think I inhabit any of them, but I think the region has honestly earned its reputation for Most Socially Backward Region of America. (Then again, my father is from New York City...)

[sparklybee]

Also, I was rather traumatized by the pics of Daniel's wang that someone posted on her LJ (the professionally done ones). The following lolcat expresses my feelings perfectly about that:

[stars_fell]

Damn, there were professionally done ones? HOW DID I MISS THIS? I NEED TO TRAUMATIZE THE HUSBAND.

[sparklybee]

LOL, well, then, I shall traumatize you!

http://hollywoodsnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/daniel-radcliffe-fully-nude-penis.jpg

[stars_fell]

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