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A Secluded Corner of the Park, Sunday Late Morning

Sep 12, 2011 00:02

Jeremy was the happiest man on earth, he really was! He'd jsut gotten married to the most beautiful girl he'd ever met, and even it had been a little on the sudden side, he didn't care. He just wanted to have a post-wedding picnic with his new wife ( Read more... )

people: hannah montana, people: lucrezia, weirdness: soap opera weekend, people: hank venture, issue: i'm deeeead, fact: i'm married!, fact: i'm from a soap to begin with, people: jules

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The Picnic! stars_and_money September 11 2011, 21:03:28 UTC

For Lucrezia. Dun dun dun.

Re: The Picnic! holy_daughter September 11 2011, 21:19:00 UTC

"Mrs. Sforza Wayne Lannister della Rovere possibly-Luthor Wayne Darling," she said, sweetly. "And I am delighted. More so than I have ever been in my life."

She laid down on the blanket, staring up at the sky. Everything was so utterly perfect here.

"I love this picnic, my husband," she said. "Though not nearly so much as I love you."

Re: The Picnic! stars_and_money September 11 2011, 21:29:56 UTC

"Aww, thank you, Mrs. Sforza Wayne Lannister della Rovere possibly-Luthor Wayne Darling," Jeremy replied gazing lovingly down at her, amazing everyone with being able to remember all of that. "Or as I like to call you, Lucrezia. Isn't this just the best day ever?"

Re: The Picnic! holy_daughter September 11 2011, 21:42:13 UTC

"It is," she said. "I cannot imagine anything more wonderful."

This was the most perfect moment their marriage could ever aspire to. It would only be downhill from here. She knew that only too well from experience.

Really, she was doing him a favor.

"Have we any wine, my love?"

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The Aftermath! stars_and_money September 11 2011, 21:04:12 UTC

Once I ping in here with it in a bit. DUN DUN DUN.

Re: The Aftermath! stars_and_money September 11 2011, 22:07:36 UTC

A little later, Jeremy Darling, Tripp Darling's youngest son, sixteen years old and recently (very recently) married, lay on his back on the picnic blanket. Alone. His greenish blue eyes staring unseeingly at the sky above.

Yes, he was dead. Dead dead dead.

Re: The Aftermath! twintuitionist September 11 2011, 22:19:16 UTC

Some time later, Juliet Darling, Tripp Darling's youngest daughter, sixteen years old and twin to Jeremy, came wandering through the park and spotted her brother ... taking a nap.

Right?

"Jeremy?" she asked the corpse. "Hey, weird place to fall asleep. Wake up."

She shook his shoulders and got no response. She shook a little harder, and realized he wasn't breathing and had no pulse. And then she fell to her knees,wrapping her arms around her brother's still chest.

"Noooo!" she cried, head tilted back to the heavens. "Jeremy, no! My twintuition should have warned meeeeee!"

Re: The Aftermath! its_theclimb September 11 2011, 23:28:22 UTC

Hannah Montana, wearing only a pair of tight leather shorts, frowned as she spotted the dead guy on the ground on her way back from her concert.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING NICE TO MILEY, BITCH," she said, and stomped over him as she continued her walk.

...WHUT.

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OOC! [Sep 11] stars_and_money September 11 2011, 21:05:59 UTC

After I post Jeremy's [SPOILER DELETED] in the aftermath thread, it's open to reactions from anyone who wishes to wander on by!

God, this weekend has been amazing. ♥