Like clockwork, my roommates boyfriend comes over last night and they proceed to have obnoxiously loud sex (oh! OH! OH! Smack my ass!). In an attempt to deafen myself, i kill half a bottle of wine. Seeing that I am not much of a drinker anymore, this half bottle of wine completely knocked me on my ass. I. Was.Shitfaced. And somewhere in the midst
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