Is this why I'm not getting laid?

[starlitears]

I don't have big hair!

I just saw this commercial on VH1.

Bumpits

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[rangersexypants]

That's why I won't have sex with you.

[oracularpaige]

I've managed all my life with just teasing my hair and bobby pins...why must they invent new things that I am compelled to buy and subsequently won't be able to figure out?! Wah.

I type this with non-bumpit poofed hair, but now I want more! Lol, and "bumpit," totally sounds either like a fairyland character or a dirty euphemism. :)

[keithus]

Lol wut.

Also I read that as bumptits.

[rangersexypants]

I'll totally bumptits with her.

[keithus]

[starlitears]

LOL to this whole thread