HOUSE drabble...for jovsg!
Conversing
Author:
starhawk2005
Date: April 2007
Pairing: House & Cameron
Rating: PG-13, I think.
Summary: House is soaking in his tub, and decides to call Cameron.
Disclaimer: SO not mine.
Please note that “
starhawk2005cannot be held responsible for any brain melting, spontaneous combusting, or ovary exploding that occurs before/during/after reading this fanfiction. Thank you.” (credit to
_vicodinfor the detailed legal disclaimer. *snerk*).
For
jovsg’s BDay. And congrats again on getting your doctorate, hon! That’s the best gift of all. ;)
She knew he’d called her from his bathtub, thanks to all the splashing noises in the background.
“What?” Cameron snapped.
“Oh, I was just wondering - Does Chase really float your boat? Turn your crank? You know, all that romantic stuff.”
She was about to brush him off, when an idea came to her. Why not make House uncomfortable, if she could?
She let her voice get lower, huskier. “Are you in the bathtub?”
“Changing the subject? Doesn’t change the fact-”
“I’ll bet your skin is all wet and shiny,” she purred, not caring what he might think. He’d already crossed the line, calling to pester her about Chase.
“What the Hell are you-”
“You have no idea how much I’d like to lather the soap up in my hands and rub it all over you, all over your naked body....”
His breath caught noisily, and she grinned. Gotcha.
“How much I want to slide my slippery hands down your shoulders, your chest….your stomach, and finally….even lower...”
“Y-Yeah?” He prompted after a long pause, breathless and off-kilter.
“I guess you’ll have to take some initiative to find out the rest,” she finished tartly.
Then she hung up.
Crossposted to AO3
Author:
starhawk2005
Date: April 2007
Pairing: House & Cameron
Rating: PG-13, I think.
Summary: House is soaking in his tub, and decides to call Cameron.
Disclaimer: SO not mine.
Please note that “
starhawk2005cannot be held responsible for any brain melting, spontaneous combusting, or ovary exploding that occurs before/during/after reading this fanfiction. Thank you.” (credit to
_vicodinfor the detailed legal disclaimer. *snerk*).
For
jovsg’s BDay. And congrats again on getting your doctorate, hon! That’s the best gift of all. ;)
She knew he’d called her from his bathtub, thanks to all the splashing noises in the background.
“What?” Cameron snapped.
“Oh, I was just wondering - Does Chase really float your boat? Turn your crank? You know, all that romantic stuff.”
She was about to brush him off, when an idea came to her. Why not make House uncomfortable, if she could?
She let her voice get lower, huskier. “Are you in the bathtub?”
“Changing the subject? Doesn’t change the fact-”
“I’ll bet your skin is all wet and shiny,” she purred, not caring what he might think. He’d already crossed the line, calling to pester her about Chase.
“What the Hell are you-”
“You have no idea how much I’d like to lather the soap up in my hands and rub it all over you, all over your naked body....”
His breath caught noisily, and she grinned. Gotcha.
“How much I want to slide my slippery hands down your shoulders, your chest….your stomach, and finally….even lower...”
“Y-Yeah?” He prompted after a long pause, breathless and off-kilter.
“I guess you’ll have to take some initiative to find out the rest,” she finished tartly.
Then she hung up.
Crossposted to AO3