Who is farthest gone?

[stargazzy]

- The guy pissing directly on the train platform in plain sight of everyone?

- The guy who stops drunkenly singing "In the Air Tonight" long enough to shake his head in disgust?

- Or the girl stuck standing between them?

(For the record... I escaped and stood next to some short Asian girls instead. Much less intimidating.)

Comments

[somepeople]

Hey, at least the guy wasn't pissing *in* the train car, which I've also experienced.

(While we're on the subject of bodily fluids and the L, I was also present once when a pre-adolescent bike thief -- fresh from a group excursion to grab a display model dirtbike from K-Mart, according to the conversation between him and his friends -- disgorged the bright orange contents of his stomach onto the floor of the car. The kid must have stolen/eaten about a pound of orange Nerds (or similar) as well.)

[stargazzy]

Hmmm.... I'm guessing Cheez-Its and Tang as well.

[somepeople]

Mmmmm. Makes me want to grab a few boxes of orange nerds, a gallon of Tang, and a pound of Cheez-Its, and just *go nuts* to see if we're right.

Re: little boy urine -- ew, agreed.

[stargazzy]

Also, yes, it did beat the time a little kid wet his pants on a Pittsburgh bus and it ran down the bench and soaked my own pants. Ewww...

[stargazzy]

Oh, totally. He was not actually a problem until I wasn't able to sidestep away from pissing guy. In fact, I was very impressed by how many of the lyrics he knew.