Bored!verse outtakes
So we killed off Daniel tonight...again. Bored!verse with Shakarri, she just brought him back to SGC here. I'm sure Mitchell will be thrilled to see her carrying a very dead Jackson in :)
BUT as all this is going on, there's a random IMing convo going on...where SG pups get passed around all in good fun...
Note: / means this is in egyptian language /
Daniel!mun is SGA fan, Shakarri!mun is SG1 fan
Shakarri: Fly swatter. Where fly swatter?
Daniel: *hunting around*
Ronon: *shoots it down*
Shakarri: That works too. No zat on me.
Ronon: Zat?
Jack: Jafa weapon
Ronon: cool
Ronon: Can I have one?
Shakarri: Have to ask Mitchell.
Mitchell: No way.
Shakarri!mun LOL
Mitchell: Well....do I get your gun?
Ronon: *gives him a look*
Mitchell: No zat then.
Shakarri!mun: We need a teal'c
Daniel!mun: *facepalm* We need a stargate team
Shakarri!mun: yesh
Shakarri!mun: early team as well as later
Shakarri!mun: XD
Daniel!mun: right now is like...
Mitchell: Ok, I'm the military, you’re the scientist and you’re....the team. *to daniel and shakarri*
Mitchell: yeah we'll have nooo trouble infiltrating hive ships and goa'uld fortresses....
Shakarri: Huh.... Mitchell forget, I am wanted dead by my people.
Mitchell: Ok, so now its me and Daniel against the universe
Shakarri: I no dead!
Mitchell: Can't we at least have a Mckay for bait or something?
Shakarri: Bait?
Daniel: /bait/
Shakarri: Oh... *Snickers* Glad I am not this McKay
Mitchell: believe me, so are we
Jack: Yeah, not as annoying. We still have to teach you to speak properly though.
Daniel: At least he makes me look less annoying
Teal'c: Indeed
Daniel!mun: you get to open the gate :)
Daniel!mun: we're prolly going back to atlantis
Daniel!mun: no iratus bugs in our galaxy
Shakarri!mun: hehe and I have a feeling she thought it was safe so her hand device is in her quarters back on earth.
Shakarri: No longer leaving that behind!
Daniel!mun lol
Daniel!mun aw, why not? more fun this way.
Daniel!mun *ignoring Daniel glaring*
Shakarri: Right... *Glares* Daniel, mind if I hurt your mun... *Grabs his zat*
Daniel: give me that...
Shakarri: *She only has one good hand so can't really turn it on*
Daniel!mun: Daniel won't like me either in a minute....
Shakarri!mun: pop him in it and bam he's back to life
Daniel!mun: OHH
Shakarri!mun: it can revive the dead
Daniel!mun: you mean kill him first :)
Daniel: WHAT?
Shakarri!mun: Daniel you've died a few times
Daniel: yeah but....*grumbles*
Daniel: .....don't wanna push my luck here
Daniel!mun: she can find out later, let him suffer a bit :)
Shakarri!mun: hehehe meanie
Daniel!mun: i yam
Daniel: I'll shoot her now
Shakarri!mun: then who would write you out of that?
Daniel: Out of shooting my mun?
Daniel: *trying to get zat back from Shakarri*
Shakarri!mun: no out of the buggie situation
Shakarri!mun: *Has stolen it from Shakarri*
Daniel: ....oh....well, um....
Daniel: *sulks*
Shakarri: Well she won't let me have any fun toys
Daniel: like what?
Shakarri: the hand devices, the healing device... a personal sheild.
Mckay: Those personal shields, yeah...not that great
Mckay: *nearly starved to death in one of them*
Shakarri: You don't know how to use one then. *Smirks*
McKay: Scuse me for not knowing EVERYTHING
McKay: I daresay I know more about everything than you do. There's brilliant, and then there's me.
Shakarri: Are you not always saying that you know everything?
McKay: Almost everything....more of everything than everyon...I don't have time to argue this.
Shakarri: Arrogance is not same as knowledge (So says the inquisitive kitty cat)
Mckay: the difference being, I actually KNOW what I'm talking about.
Daniel: Mckay...don't antagonize the Goa'uld....
Shakarri: Yes, daniel is right, it is not wise. *Let's eyes flash*
Mckay: Ahhh...*flinches stepping back, freaked out now*
McKay: Not cool! I didn't know she was a...
Shakarri: Never stop being amused at that. *Smiles*
Daniel: *trying really hard not to laugh but not succeeding*
Teal'c: She's less dangerous than I am.
Daniel: ...dangerous looking. *bit snarky there*
Shakarri: Only killed because they were going to kill us!
Mckay: Um...right...I've got to go, stuff to do, busy busy *hurries away*
Jack: Now why didn't Carter use that on him back at SGC.
Daniel: Carter, though a good scientist....just isn't as scary looking as Teal'c
Daniel:.....uh oh....I just switched to series Daniel
Shakarri!mun: Hehehehe
Daniel: *morphs into Michael Shanks*
Shakarri!mun: heeeeeeeeeee
Daniel: Oooo....I've got arm muscles now...
Shakarri!mun *dies*
Daniel!mun *snickering terribly* sorry, i had to say i t
Shakarri!mun Yeah I know.
Jack: You know we really should put those two on different teams. I'll keep Daniel, he's less of a trouble magnet. Mitchell you get her.
Mitchell: Come again?
Daniel: I'm less of a trouble magnet?
Shakarri: Since when? *Ignoring the others a moment and looking at Daniel*
Daniel: He said it not me :)
Mitchell: I take issue with that statement, sir. *to jack*
Shakarri: I know. You think Jack is sick?
Jack: I just don't like snakes.
Shakarri: *pouts*
Mitchell: *flails* why didn't you just say that in the first place?
Jack: Because of that *Pointing at the pouting Shakarri*
Mitchell: *eyeroll*
Mitchell: With respect...you're getting soft, sir.
Shakarri: Who need weapons when you have good pout *Grins*
Jack: I am not!
Mitchell: Since when were you scared to be near a girl?
Daniel: oh I am staying wayy out of this one
Jack: I'm not scared to be near her. Just I've already been on the wrong side of a Gao'uld Queen. I don't want to have her put one of those things in me.
Mitchell: See...soft.
Jack: No. Smart. You've never had one of them in you.
Daniel!mun *Mitchell...can't think of a comeback yet*
Shakarri: I no like that. No want Jafa of own. No want draw attention of high lords.
Daniel: *smiles* I don't think Jack would be anyone's...first prime
Shakarri: Would not be my first choice. Too old looking. Would rather pretty men.
Daniel!mun: *both guys are snickering now*
Jack: Good luck Daniel
Daniel: Wha? Me?
Jack: You're the younger looking one of us.
Daniel: *rats...confounded James Spader...*
Shakarri: No! He friend would not want him as first Prime.
Mitchell: I'm outta here...
Mitchell: I ain't nobody's whipping boy
Shakarri: Thought you Vala's 'pet'
Daniel!mun: *just killed Daniel laughing*
Mitchell: I what?!
Shakarri: I use wrong term did I not?
Daniel: Sounded right to me.
Mitchell: *smacks Daniel across the back of the head*
Shakarri!mun: Huh... Shakarri, sorry I pulled the plug on the dhd.
Mckay: DHD's don't have plugs!
Mitchell and Daniel: Shut up, mckay.
Shakarri!mun: Figure of speech learn it *Throws a book at him*
Mckay: Ow!
Shakarri: *Pushes buttons again* Need a new battery for it.
Mckay: *throws his hands up in the air* I give up.
Mitchell: *smirks* I could give you a jump from my jeep out back
Shakarri: *Throws a book at McKay this time*
Mckay: *ducks* What is with the books?
Mitchell: We could upgrade to lemons.
Mckay: Ohhhh no. No no no.
Daniel: yeah, quit throwing my books
Shakarri: Lemons?
Mckay: *runs away*
Mitchell: Since when you have Hans Christian Anderson, Daniel?
Mitchell: *Holds up the fairytale books they were throwing*
Daniel: Huh....how'd that get in there?
Shakarri: My fault. Wished learn more about stories from your world....
Mitchell: Those aren't even real stories, they're all made up
Shakarri: Still have yet to find out why fairies have tails though.
Mitchell: *facepalm*
Shakarri: There some truths in made up stories. Have to base on something. Besides, ran out of mythology books.
Daniel: / not tails, tales /
Shakarri: / I know, just messing with Mitchell /
Daniel: / fun, isn't it? /
Shakarri: / too easy at times if you ask me /
Jack: Huh.... English please
Mitchell: I really would take offense if I knew what you two were saying
Mitchell: *heard his name*
Daniel!mun "Hello, this is Dr. Jackson's answering service, he's a bit busy being dead right now, can I take a message?"
Jack: Vacations over need you do decipher something
Daniel!mun "Right, when he's next available and resurrected, I'll have him get back to you on that."
Shakarri: Mean get off butt get to my apartment get big gold box old man
Daniel: I'd laugh at that...but...
Daniel: The whole ded thing...
Jack: Old? I'm not the one walking around with the leathery bag of bones in your head
Bast: Want to say that to my face, Taur'i?
Jack: Yeah, once you leave the kid and show your face
Shakarri: Without her I die... No want to die
Daniel: *dead in this scene*
Mitchell: Not again?
Shakarri: Sorry... had to... I can bring him back
Mitchell: *facepalm*
Mitchell: I guess Jack wins the betting pool.
Jack: Like always
Mitchell: *suspicious* That's two in a row...I'm pretty sure you had inside info on that one
Jack: Just know Daniel
BUT as all this is going on, there's a random IMing convo going on...where SG pups get passed around all in good fun...
Note: / means this is in egyptian language /
Daniel!mun is SGA fan, Shakarri!mun is SG1 fan
Shakarri: Fly swatter. Where fly swatter?
Daniel: *hunting around*
Ronon: *shoots it down*
Shakarri: That works too. No zat on me.
Ronon: Zat?
Jack: Jafa weapon
Ronon: cool
Ronon: Can I have one?
Shakarri: Have to ask Mitchell.
Mitchell: No way.
Shakarri!mun LOL
Mitchell: Well....do I get your gun?
Ronon: *gives him a look*
Mitchell: No zat then.
Shakarri!mun: We need a teal'c
Daniel!mun: *facepalm* We need a stargate team
Shakarri!mun: yesh
Shakarri!mun: early team as well as later
Shakarri!mun: XD
Daniel!mun: right now is like...
Mitchell: Ok, I'm the military, you’re the scientist and you’re....the team. *to daniel and shakarri*
Mitchell: yeah we'll have nooo trouble infiltrating hive ships and goa'uld fortresses....
Shakarri: Huh.... Mitchell forget, I am wanted dead by my people.
Mitchell: Ok, so now its me and Daniel against the universe
Shakarri: I no dead!
Mitchell: Can't we at least have a Mckay for bait or something?
Shakarri: Bait?
Daniel: /bait/
Shakarri: Oh... *Snickers* Glad I am not this McKay
Mitchell: believe me, so are we
Jack: Yeah, not as annoying. We still have to teach you to speak properly though.
Daniel: At least he makes me look less annoying
Teal'c: Indeed
Daniel!mun: you get to open the gate :)
Daniel!mun: we're prolly going back to atlantis
Daniel!mun: no iratus bugs in our galaxy
Shakarri!mun: hehe and I have a feeling she thought it was safe so her hand device is in her quarters back on earth.
Shakarri: No longer leaving that behind!
Daniel!mun lol
Daniel!mun aw, why not? more fun this way.
Daniel!mun *ignoring Daniel glaring*
Shakarri: Right... *Glares* Daniel, mind if I hurt your mun... *Grabs his zat*
Daniel: give me that...
Shakarri: *She only has one good hand so can't really turn it on*
Daniel!mun: Daniel won't like me either in a minute....
Shakarri!mun: pop him in it and bam he's back to life
Daniel!mun: OHH
Shakarri!mun: it can revive the dead
Daniel!mun: you mean kill him first :)
Daniel: WHAT?
Shakarri!mun: Daniel you've died a few times
Daniel: yeah but....*grumbles*
Daniel: .....don't wanna push my luck here
Daniel!mun: she can find out later, let him suffer a bit :)
Shakarri!mun: hehehe meanie
Daniel!mun: i yam
Daniel: I'll shoot her now
Shakarri!mun: then who would write you out of that?
Daniel: Out of shooting my mun?
Daniel: *trying to get zat back from Shakarri*
Shakarri!mun: no out of the buggie situation
Shakarri!mun: *Has stolen it from Shakarri*
Daniel: ....oh....well, um....
Daniel: *sulks*
Shakarri: Well she won't let me have any fun toys
Daniel: like what?
Shakarri: the hand devices, the healing device... a personal sheild.
Mckay: Those personal shields, yeah...not that great
Mckay: *nearly starved to death in one of them*
Shakarri: You don't know how to use one then. *Smirks*
McKay: Scuse me for not knowing EVERYTHING
McKay: I daresay I know more about everything than you do. There's brilliant, and then there's me.
Shakarri: Are you not always saying that you know everything?
McKay: Almost everything....more of everything than everyon...I don't have time to argue this.
Shakarri: Arrogance is not same as knowledge (So says the inquisitive kitty cat)
Mckay: the difference being, I actually KNOW what I'm talking about.
Daniel: Mckay...don't antagonize the Goa'uld....
Shakarri: Yes, daniel is right, it is not wise. *Let's eyes flash*
Mckay: Ahhh...*flinches stepping back, freaked out now*
McKay: Not cool! I didn't know she was a...
Shakarri: Never stop being amused at that. *Smiles*
Daniel: *trying really hard not to laugh but not succeeding*
Teal'c: She's less dangerous than I am.
Daniel: ...dangerous looking. *bit snarky there*
Shakarri: Only killed because they were going to kill us!
Mckay: Um...right...I've got to go, stuff to do, busy busy *hurries away*
Jack: Now why didn't Carter use that on him back at SGC.
Daniel: Carter, though a good scientist....just isn't as scary looking as Teal'c
Daniel:.....uh oh....I just switched to series Daniel
Shakarri!mun: Hehehehe
Daniel: *morphs into Michael Shanks*
Shakarri!mun: heeeeeeeeeee
Daniel: Oooo....I've got arm muscles now...
Shakarri!mun *dies*
Daniel!mun *snickering terribly* sorry, i had to say i t
Shakarri!mun Yeah I know.
Jack: You know we really should put those two on different teams. I'll keep Daniel, he's less of a trouble magnet. Mitchell you get her.
Mitchell: Come again?
Daniel: I'm less of a trouble magnet?
Shakarri: Since when? *Ignoring the others a moment and looking at Daniel*
Daniel: He said it not me :)
Mitchell: I take issue with that statement, sir. *to jack*
Shakarri: I know. You think Jack is sick?
Jack: I just don't like snakes.
Shakarri: *pouts*
Mitchell: *flails* why didn't you just say that in the first place?
Jack: Because of that *Pointing at the pouting Shakarri*
Mitchell: *eyeroll*
Mitchell: With respect...you're getting soft, sir.
Shakarri: Who need weapons when you have good pout *Grins*
Jack: I am not!
Mitchell: Since when were you scared to be near a girl?
Daniel: oh I am staying wayy out of this one
Jack: I'm not scared to be near her. Just I've already been on the wrong side of a Gao'uld Queen. I don't want to have her put one of those things in me.
Mitchell: See...soft.
Jack: No. Smart. You've never had one of them in you.
Daniel!mun *Mitchell...can't think of a comeback yet*
Shakarri: I no like that. No want Jafa of own. No want draw attention of high lords.
Daniel: *smiles* I don't think Jack would be anyone's...first prime
Shakarri: Would not be my first choice. Too old looking. Would rather pretty men.
Daniel!mun: *both guys are snickering now*
Jack: Good luck Daniel
Daniel: Wha? Me?
Jack: You're the younger looking one of us.
Daniel: *rats...confounded James Spader...*
Shakarri: No! He friend would not want him as first Prime.
Mitchell: I'm outta here...
Mitchell: I ain't nobody's whipping boy
Shakarri: Thought you Vala's 'pet'
Daniel!mun: *just killed Daniel laughing*
Mitchell: I what?!
Shakarri: I use wrong term did I not?
Daniel: Sounded right to me.
Mitchell: *smacks Daniel across the back of the head*
Shakarri!mun: Huh... Shakarri, sorry I pulled the plug on the dhd.
Mckay: DHD's don't have plugs!
Mitchell and Daniel: Shut up, mckay.
Shakarri!mun: Figure of speech learn it *Throws a book at him*
Mckay: Ow!
Shakarri: *Pushes buttons again* Need a new battery for it.
Mckay: *throws his hands up in the air* I give up.
Mitchell: *smirks* I could give you a jump from my jeep out back
Shakarri: *Throws a book at McKay this time*
Mckay: *ducks* What is with the books?
Mitchell: We could upgrade to lemons.
Mckay: Ohhhh no. No no no.
Daniel: yeah, quit throwing my books
Shakarri: Lemons?
Mckay: *runs away*
Mitchell: Since when you have Hans Christian Anderson, Daniel?
Mitchell: *Holds up the fairytale books they were throwing*
Daniel: Huh....how'd that get in there?
Shakarri: My fault. Wished learn more about stories from your world....
Mitchell: Those aren't even real stories, they're all made up
Shakarri: Still have yet to find out why fairies have tails though.
Mitchell: *facepalm*
Shakarri: There some truths in made up stories. Have to base on something. Besides, ran out of mythology books.
Daniel: / not tails, tales /
Shakarri: / I know, just messing with Mitchell /
Daniel: / fun, isn't it? /
Shakarri: / too easy at times if you ask me /
Jack: Huh.... English please
Mitchell: I really would take offense if I knew what you two were saying
Mitchell: *heard his name*
Daniel!mun "Hello, this is Dr. Jackson's answering service, he's a bit busy being dead right now, can I take a message?"
Jack: Vacations over need you do decipher something
Daniel!mun "Right, when he's next available and resurrected, I'll have him get back to you on that."
Shakarri: Mean get off butt get to my apartment get big gold box old man
Daniel: I'd laugh at that...but...
Daniel: The whole ded thing...
Jack: Old? I'm not the one walking around with the leathery bag of bones in your head
Bast: Want to say that to my face, Taur'i?
Jack: Yeah, once you leave the kid and show your face
Shakarri: Without her I die... No want to die
Daniel: *dead in this scene*
Mitchell: Not again?
Shakarri: Sorry... had to... I can bring him back
Mitchell: *facepalm*
Mitchell: I guess Jack wins the betting pool.
Jack: Like always
Mitchell: *suspicious* That's two in a row...I'm pretty sure you had inside info on that one
Jack: Just know Daniel