☣first;smoke [TEXT]

[absentimented]

yooooooooooooooo. stardate xx.xx et cetera et cetera cadet nails reporting in blah you get the drill since i see about a million of you doing the same thing okay.

what's up with this place anyway? do we gotta do self introduction things like what they do in kiddygarteni'm badou nails

Comments

[lilacious]

Kiddygarten was wonderful, I thought.

[absentimented]

it's shitty

the only good thing about it was the crayons

it tasted better than the free lunches

[lilacious]

You ate your crayons?

Did you poo a rainbow?

[absentimented]

well

one?

no i ate a magenta one

[nihlustic]

Indeed. Most students feel it necessary to give a full introduction of themselves.

[absentimented]

isn't that an introduction enough?

do i need to give my clothing sizes or something?

[nihlustic]

Indeed. A name is most assuredly enough.

I would prefer not to hear them.

[1/3]

[absentimented]

i already said that, dude

cool. i mean i wouldn't mind giving it out to a chick or something but you're

[bluefeathered]

Bathing in fountains even in the Winter?

[absentimented]

no

dude

i don't have a death wish

[bluefeathered]

Good job, don't wanna be draggin' your sorry butt out of a frozen fountain.

[absentimented]

NOBODY IS DRAGGING MY BUTT OUT OF NOWHERE

I'LL BATHE WHEREEVER AND WHENEEVER I WANT

[stagginurparty]

Yeah, I've no idea why everyone's been saying the random numbers there. I think it's group insanity, in my opinion.

And I'm James Potter.

I like stags.

And being majestic.

Howya.

[absentimented]

mass hypnotisation or whachamacallit

majestic is for bent people, dude

and what the hell are stags

anyway sup nice to meetcha?

[stagginurparty]

Wouldn't doubt it for a second.

I don't know what planet you're from, being majestic an art fo-

[stagginurparty]

.......................YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A STAG IS?!

WHAT IS THIS OUTRAGE!!!!

[bugeyedhero]

Okaay then.

[absentimented]

got a problem with that?

[bugeyedhero]

Not really?

[absentimented]

cool

sup?