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ohsohelpful in starfishbucks

Oh my god why am I doing this

Aug 19, 2011 00:12

Character: Yes Man
Fandom: Fallout: New Vegas
Player Name: Saint

[There is a wet, but very happy looking robot just standing around in the plaza, saying hello to everyone. It's pretty obvious it's not from around here.

Plus it's like seven or eight feet tall, you'd think someone would have noticed if it were here very long.

WHAT DO, VATHEON?]

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bbsatbyrobots August 19 2011, 13:53:30 UTC

[ Flora looks very happy to see him. Because really, who doesn't love robots.. ]

Hello, are you new?

ohsohelpful August 19 2011, 16:59:03 UTC

[He's just gonna swivel just enough to look at her. Television to eye contact is very important when meeting new people! It makes them feel nice!]

That is an excellent question! I believe I am!

This location is much too clean to be New Vegas. And it's underwater! But I'm not complaining! I'm physically incapable of doing so!

[Dear god, why is he so happy]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. sneakypasta August 19 2011, 19:41:47 UTC

[:|...... Moving metal. This place has never ceased to amaze him. Don't mind the assassin who will be promptly prodding at this new thing with... idk, the end of his blade or something.]

I DON'T KNOW IT SEEMED LIKE SUCH A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME ohsohelpful August 19 2011, 20:05:06 UTC

[Oh, he doesn't mind! He has no choice! So you're going to get a friendly greeting, like everyone else!]

Well hello! I didn't see you there! I don't know why, that's a very nice outfit! Much better than what most people wore back home. You must have great taste, and I'm not just saying that because I have to!

/MORTIFIED. sneakypasta August 19 2011, 20:15:13 UTC

[Holy--it talks. IT TALKS. Should he stab? Ezio will be eyeballing a bit more cautiously now...]

Great taste aside, that... is... creepy. What are you, exactly?

ohsohelpful August 19 2011, 20:56:20 UTC

I am a PDQ-88b Securitron! But you can call me Yes Man! That's that Benny used to call me. The courier too! In fact, everyone calls me Yes Man!

I guess it's because I'm just soooo helpful!

[And now his face flickers and scrolls for a bit, because old technology is old. It stabilizes pretty quickly though.]

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