Comments | star_ruet: Ah, blissfull tranquility.

star_ruet

Ah, blissfull tranquility.

Sep 12, 2005 19:46

It appears to be the weekend. This pleases me greatly ( Read more... )

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insidiousslyth September 13 2005, 05:15:18 UTC

Seeing as most Slytherins look like inbred donkeys, I must have been one of said attractive individuals.

star_ruet September 13 2005, 05:47:20 UTC

How arrogant of you to assume as much. Most slytherins I know are unbearably attractive. I could make you a list, if you wish.

insidiousslyth September 13 2005, 05:58:25 UTC

Go on, then.

star_ruet September 13 2005, 06:34:08 UTC

A LIST OF THE RELATIVE ATTRACTIVITY OF THE MEMBERS OF SLYTHERIN HOUSE (MALE AND FEMALE) ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 (10 being the highest, 1 being the lowest) ACCORDING TO MISS (A)STAR N. RUET, NOTABLE AUTHORITY.

BADDOCK, Malcolm: 8

BULSTRODE, Millicent: -73927592752

CAIN, Shawn: 7.8

COLBY, Demise: 8

CRABBE, Vincent: -876219357759275

DAVIS, Tracey: 6.5

WINTERS, Derrick: (Pansy, I have no idea how you possible could have ENTERTAINED the idea of marrying him - 5.5 )

GOYLE, Gregory: -27935792759275277273737373

GREENGRASS, Daphne: 8

MALFOY, Draco: 10

NOTT, Theodore: 8

PARKINSON, Pansy: 9

ROSIER, Skylar: 9.3

SNAPE, Severus: 9.4

ZABINI, Blaise: 9

ZABINI, Trixie: 7. I'm sure she'll improve with age.

So you see? All in all, you're by no means the most attractive.

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