I'll try hard not to pretend

[star_ruet]

I just bumped in to Angeline in the fifth floor girls bathroom, and she gave me some of those muggle 'love heart' sweet thingies. You know the ones. They have little messages written on them, like 'Be Mine' and that sort of bollocks. Apparently she swapped them with some girl in her dorm for a bag of cockroach clusters (hahahah poor girl) and

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[star_ruet]

Yes, I have a puppy.

It's only a little puppy!

[insidiousslyth]

Pardon?

Nice back, by the way.

[meetyourdemise]

There are better people to direct your jealousy at than a puppy, as far as Star Ruet goes.

And thankyou. I grew it myself.

[insidiousslyth]

Such as...?

You're welcome, and well done.

[meetyourdemise]

Her fiance, for one.

More as I find out. Watch this space.

(And thankyou.)

[insidiousslyth]

I have been told not to listen to you, due to the fact that, 'She's just bitter because her womb is all vacant and cob-webby.'

[meetyourdemise]

How insecure are you feeling, or are you happy to believe your girlfriend is as pure as the driven snow?

Given her history, I would have thought you'd be eager to listen to me, even if I am 'bitter'.

No comment to that statement by your psychotic other-half, by the way.

[insidiousslyth]

Pure as the driven snow? I think not.

I will be as willing to listen as you wish me to be, Colby.

[star_ruet]

This is ridiculous...

[meetyourdemise]

What's ridiculous are your petty attempts to cover up the fact that you're a vapid slut, Ruet.

[insidiousslyth]

Hey, hey ... Star is most definitely not vapid.

[star_ruet]

SKYLAR!

[insidiousslyth]

Yes, missy?

[star_ruet]

You just implied I was a slut. Thanks so much.

Fuck you.

[insidiousslyth]

... You are a slut, my love, and so am I. What's the problem?

[star_ruet]

I'm sorry, perhaps you missed the memo, but I don't particularly enjoy being referred to as any of the following:

Slut
Whore
Skank
Trollop