I doubt you'd need love advice, Hades! Besides. My name means Goddess of Love. I was born under the planet Venus, Aphrodite's human avatar on Earth! Of course I don't look like her, duh.
I don’t. You humans can keep that mushy emotional stuff to yourselves.
I was just wondering how you thought you had any kind of authority in this area… I forgot that all of you people had that delusional God concept trapped in your little heads.
[General audience might facepalm over this video, but for an experienced talk-show guest like Barnaby, he is more than amused to see this TV-show like video. Curious to see how the communicator works (and to possibly distract him from depressing thoughts), he clicks the button and tries it out. And no, he is not taking it seriously.]
So Ms. Aino, would you like to share us your most successful love story so we might be able to learn from it?
[He speaks in a idol talk-show host voice, adorning his face with charming smile.]
[This is what she's afraid of. People would ask her about her relationships, and obviously, all of hers have failed because she's chosen duty over love. It doesn't shown on her face, however, but she waves her hand dismissively at the camera.]
Well, I've had plenty of them, but that's not what I'm here for! If you've got questions, I'll do my best to answer them!
[Tilting his head, Barnaby is now thinking of a good question so that this exciting show can continue. Obviously he has no love issues bothering him currently, so it is difficult to get reference from himself... How about other people that he know? Who does he know that are in this universe? Not many.]
Ahh, I do have one...
[The only person he can think of is Kotetsu. Oh, perfect candidate to ask for love question!]
Any advice for a goofy mid-age man who wants to regain his charm for a new affair in this new universe?
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When someone boasts about their knowledge in such a fashion it usually implies that they know nothing about the subject at all.
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Pardon my frankness in this matter.. but have you even had a steady boyfriend yourself?
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I was just wondering how you thought you had any kind of authority in this area… I forgot that all of you people had that delusional God concept trapped in your little heads.
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Besides. My Earth is different and way cooler than your version, I'm guessing. Of course you wouldn't know a Goddess of Love from my world.
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[Of course Minako understands. She leans closer to the camera, whispering.] But count me in as a devoted follower!
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So Ms. Aino, would you like to share us your most successful love story so we might be able to learn from it?
[He speaks in a idol talk-show host voice, adorning his face with charming smile.]
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Well, I've had plenty of them, but that's not what I'm here for! If you've got questions, I'll do my best to answer them!
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[Tilting his head, Barnaby is now thinking of a good question so that this exciting show can continue. Obviously he has no love issues bothering him currently, so it is difficult to get reference from himself... How about other people that he know? Who does he know that are in this universe? Not many.]
Ahh, I do have one...
[The only person he can think of is Kotetsu. Oh, perfect candidate to ask for love question!]
Any advice for a goofy mid-age man who wants to regain his charm for a new affair in this new universe?
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As for regaining his charm, tell him to just be himself! Ladies like it when a man is genuine.
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